receiving visions

if you want to stop some kind of harmful coping mechanism, i find that long term goals are actually pretty unimportant. like yes, of course it's helpful if you want to recover and never do it again ever but ultimately what you need? is a reason not to do it right now. finding a reason not to do something for the next ten minutes is actually so easy. maybe you just don't want to get up or you'd rather listen to a song first or it'd be really inconvenient tomorrow or whatever. and you don't ever need a big reason. you can just keep going with a million tiny reasons forever if you want

reblog to make your blog smell like cinnamon and warm brown sugar

ive told like 8 people i have tumblr and they ALL thought it was a gay dating app

*sung in javert voice* i was looking for val jean and then i found val jean. and heaven knows im les miserable nowwww

Cinemas should sell DVDs of the movies they're playing as you're walking out. If you liked the movie you could buy a DVD right there on the spot. Wouldn't that be awesome

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.

Menial chores and drudgery get a bad rap, but really there's something to be said for work that merely demands the application of time and straightforward unglamorous effort and has simple unambiguous parameters for completion. If the only way to unlock the state of having achieved something worthwhile was by doing things that express your values, virtues and personality, well that would soon become a heavy burden I think.

take my hand let's go and develop a sense of decorum