receiving visions

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

Unforgivable Flying Object

I've been annoyed at the presence of monsters in backrooms/liminal space projects for like five years now but oh my god. how come the backrooms movie actually GETS IT. I've NEVER seen monsters so well executed. it is very very rare for me to denounce a pet peeve ESPECIALLY one I've had for half a decade but I have to. good movie

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

the sewing machine is a delicate breed of horse

i love u vampirism. i love u lesbianism. i love u homoeroticism.

i rlly enjoy reading all ur little diaries on here i hope u all have a nice life

PSA TO ALL READERS while wandering around a mall today I was ensnared by a powerful force that bade me enter a place called Barnes & Noble. in a daze I wandered the displays and was compelled to even pick up several books that this force attempted to foist upon me at great personal cost to myself. it was only through great strength of will that I was able to fight off this befouling force by withdrawing my cellular device from my pocket and logging into my library account to place requests for the same books at no cost that i was able to escape without grievous harm. truly it's crazy out there, stay safe and remember that libraries are always there to provide aid as you fight against such forces of darkness

Terracotta Girlfriend: *moves half an inch in the dead of night*