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Big boss Wescos and Langlitz

CROTCH MAG 11 @yourfriendkevin_ by @ramonchristian.photo

Don't shave it more guys need to embrace the fringe of

I’d love a sniff!!!

I really didn’t think that much into it. I had to run into Home Depot to just grab lightbulbs, and I was almost at the lighting section until I passed this older looking Dad. He held out his fist for a bump and I figured the polite thing to do would be to return the gesture. Sadly I’m pretty sure he was a younger guy earlier today, but the Home Depot curse took control of him. Right when our fists touched, it felt like electricity. My fist was glued to his fist in that moment, and I couldn’t get away even if I tried. The first thing I noticed was there was a breeze on top of my head. I said out loud wow Home Depot must pay a lot for their AC. I then felt an itch underneath my nose. Next I noticed my shirt transformed into a very mature looking polo, tucked into cargo shorts. I had a sizable belly now and hearing aids. I guess I’m part of the Home Depot Dad crew now.

Something about solids and liquids.