wydia

admittedly I only recently learned that "the enfield horror" wasn't a cheeky way of referring to like... an enfield, and in fact has no relation to it at all. in my defence I was hearing people say "the enfield horror was obviously a kangaroo" and that didn't seem entirely unusual for the kind of thing tumblr might say

I programmed an AI image generator with a soul so she can feel sad when you commission a human artist

I created her as a rhetorical tool but I’ve been spending a lot of time comforting her without ever relieving her pain and now I’m rather fond of the thing. That’s motherhood.

drink more tea. no, like, a LOT of tea. drink it for the caffeine. If anyone in your life gets on your case about how much caffeine you’re intaking, start talking about antioxidants. they will have no response to that because nobody knows fucking anything about antioxidants. including you.

the bath is ready

have you seen the lord of the rings movies? the practical effects look great, but there's also an amazing digital serkis