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I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

ok, here’s my uquiz: which type of love interest would you be in a dating simulator? :)

"I asked Chat GPT" — well, I asked Mother Nature and she said your brain and soul are rotting inside of you.

I’m at a hardcore show asking people why the guy on stage is yelling at us

a hometown is a type of dead wife

has anyone ever tried putting raw eggs in the detergent slot on the washing machine and olive oil in the fabric softener slot to make clothes mayonnaise

when i was born i said hi and then i started tumblr posting immediately

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

basically the best thing any character can do is decide they don't want to be afraid anymore - in fact they never want to be afraid of anything ever again - and take action so drastic they fail to realise that this too is a decision motivated by fear. or to account for the Consequences of that.

A guy at the gym just looked around, realized he was lifting the same weight as a "girl" in a wheelchair, pushed his weight up two notches, screamed once, and left.

Like,

This is your regularly scheduled reminder that "Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgender

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine