i 💚 ween

in my culture not only do we hate family and food but we also leave our plastic bags loosely strewn all over the floor and we don't even have a quaint little name for a small local convenience store you can buy sandwiches at.

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared

ok so it's like two buses. head on collision. and this is the ultimate expression of love.

deciding one day that you want to build a life for yourself is so scary. like damn I really want to live… I’m new to this. where do I even begin

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

ok, here’s my uquiz: which type of love interest would you be in a dating simulator? :)

"I asked Chat GPT" — well, I asked Mother Nature and she said your brain and soul are rotting inside of you.

I’m at a hardcore show asking people why the guy on stage is yelling at us

a hometown is a type of dead wife

has anyone ever tried putting raw eggs in the detergent slot on the washing machine and olive oil in the fabric softener slot to make clothes mayonnaise

when i was born i said hi and then i started tumblr posting immediately