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the worst part about attending Dashcon 2 is that I found out that the Tumblr community is actually really cool and now I have to use Tumblr

now you're trapped here forever. sorry.

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

He heard the "dicks out for Harambee" call to arms and never again put down the sword

i have a suggestion

idgaf if i get fired charlie kirk deserved to get shot my full name is noah schnapp from stranger things

L's DNI section for the Tumblr account he tells Light Yagami about, which effectively stops Kira in his tracks.

now even if you think hating trans women is morally permissable you still get to be a bad person :')

The reason you can't be the next J R R Tolkien isn't because you don't have the talent, but because you're not the right kind of unwell. Tolkien wasn't bent for fantasy worldbuilding; he was bent for constructed languages, and got into fantasy worldbuilding in order to provide a material context in which to ground the notional evolution of the languages he invented. If you want to be the next Tolkien, you can't start with the worldbuilding; you've gotta find something extremely specific to fixate on, and develop it in such depth that inventing a world to contain it is genuinely the most logical next step.

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

The average tumblr user is only as well read as the average marvel movie enjoyer but thinks they’re smarter because the reference Shakespeare instead of Stan Lee.

Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!

i like seeing how many people cried real tears in the notes

mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head