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Commission for @/coffeeinmybl00d on tiktok! I just really liked this one so I thought I'd post it!

Absolutely ADORE this commission

Babies are all eyeball and no brain

This is Dottie! My mutant mouse mom from a 2k3 tmnt au set about a couple decade or so in the future where the turtles manage to adopt a bunch of kids of their own. She’s 4’11”, a Jack-of-all-trades kind of lady, fascinated especially with cooking and architecture, very curious, loves her kids (Jun and Jō respectively) more than the world, and co-parents/dates Donnie. But ofc ur welcome to have her interact with anyone. I’m very fond of the little lady 🫶🏻

Also congrats on ur top surgery! 🙌🏻🌷

In my SW feefees, here's a redraw of Rolf harassing Gene with scandalous memes on a holopad.

FAT GIRL FRIDAY

Rules: Share two truths and one lie about yourself, tag five people to guess your lie and to share their own, make sure to guess the lie of the person who tagged you!

and 🤔 mmm I wanna guess that 3, you never went to music festivals, is your lie? I’m real tempted to say 2, but even smart people can repeat grades for one reason or another. Ohh I love this game, though I’m pretty bad at guessing games. I got tagged by@de-sire-blog

Now mine, which I had a lot of trouble coming up with xD

1. I used to get into lots of trouble for fighting and what not in school because anger issues~

2. I was basically raised at renaissance fair for how often my parents and I attended from my birth until I was about 6-7.

3. I once had plans to become a musician and/or actor until I realized my social anxiety was way too terrible, so I settled for doing art instead.

I really like brussel sprouts.

I prefer forks over chopsticks.

“Now is that a truth or a lie?” -Harrison maybe

@silkkorchid @consumeroflemoans @sh0jun @imafrealinrainbow478484 @ynkfva

pass it on ❤️

1. I learned to ride a bike as a teen

2. I have swam with whale sharks before

3. I used to foster a snake for several months

No pressure tagsss

1. i have independently raised a duck to adulthood

2. ive been doing digital art seriously for about five years

3. i know almost all of my extended family members

1.I have never been paid for any kind of artwork

2. One of my organs doesn’t do its primary function

3.I have owned over 10 cats in my lifetime

The first fandom I was in was FNaF some time in March of 2015 and the first FNaF game I knew of was FNaF 2

I have never had a Pineapple in my whole life despite not being allergic to them, and this does include anything either containing Pineapple and pineapple flavoring

Before I got Tumblr I had a 5 social medias, being: Wattpad, Pinterest, Discord, Reddit, and YouTube

1. i have gutted a lamb

2. i’ve made a bow and arrow

3. the first random ive ever been in was undertale in 2016

@iamunabletothinkofablogname @the-alakazam-attraction @michoislost

1. My first fandom is MLP

2. My favourite letter is the letter “E”

3. I read a ton of fanfiction

Okay my turn.

Once my step-grandma almost shot me on Valentine’s Day.

I once drank a half-gallon jug of milk on Christmas Eve.

There have been two times I almost accidentally burned my house down.

I got punched in the face and got a black eye after saying “Houdini”

I stuck my hand into a live electrical wire while knowing it was a live electrical wire and proceeded to say “it bit me” afterwards.

I caught a t-shirt from a t-shirt cannon while at a concert for my favorite music band when I was 15.

1: When I was a kid, I tried to count as high as I could and when I didn’t know what number came next I asked my parents so I could keep counting

2: Me and my family go out to eat often

3: I tell my dog I love her every single day

i think it *might* be 2 though? 1 seems too specific compared to the others to be a lie and 3 has supporting evidence

anyways my turn! :D

1. i’ve broken a bone before

2. i electrocuted myself once

3. i’m left-handed

I’m hyper mobile, especially with my arms, shoulders and back

I once broke my right arm by jumping on and off a piano stool with an open umbrella

I convinced a 9 year old on Roblox that when you turn 21 you have to compete in a social media experiment where you have to fight to the death to prove that you are strong enough to survive (they cried)

As for mine,

I voiced a secondary character in a college film during Easter of ðe year 2017

I have survived þeough some of ðe later stages of hypoþermia.

I often scare humans wiþ how low my voice goes when I get frustrated and start turning Scottish.

I do hope you all enjoy ðis puzzle.

1) I went to a camp to prepare for English olympiad even though I didn’t get accepted to participate in it

2) In another camp I won first place diploma in world skills discipline of teaching english online

3) I went to a third camp where we were supposed to improve our English up to C1, but at the time I was good enough to not do anything half the time

1. I have been to a nuclear power plant

2. I participated in the production of a rocket that reached over 3km in hight

3. I have been in the Nacelle of a wind turbine

@hadoom @nosferattusx2 @snail163 @girlthingnova @nucleashan

1. me and a friend snuck out at a school dance and stole every stapler in the school (that we could find)

2. i’ve been in the news (unrelated to #1)

3. i’ve touched an asteroid fragment (at my college’s planetarium)

1. I once received full marks on a national problem solving competition.

2. A world war 2 era bomb was once found in my neighborhood, so I had to evacuate for a day.

3. I was once head pupil at my school (exam season now 😭)

@blankochan will probably get this wayy too easily

1.wolf knows python better than one of her college teachers who is supposed to teach us python

2. wolf constantly wears a collar and sometimes even forgets to take it off when she showers

3. wolf has bitten 3 people before

Well then :))

1. I have a very low pain tolerance (i’m a twig lmao), but I am not ticklish at all.

2. I learnt Morse code alone because I was bored.

3. When I was little I mistook wine for grape juice and it was the first time I tasted alcohol.

1. I’ve never broken a bone

2. I’ve never been stung by a bee, but they love my sister (she’s been stung like four or five times)

3. I’ve never been to a concert

Tag time! Gosh, I can only choose five? @the-stars-are-ineffable @sushi1056 @nyx-of-darkness-1620 @aaronofithaca05 @rubbercrowy

i’ve never been outside my country

i’m left handed

i accidentally shot a bird with a bow and arrow on a school camp once

alright hmmm

1. winter is my favorite favorite favorite season ever

2. i named my cycle Dwayne bc it’s a Rock Rider cycle lmfao

3. I obsessively eat olives out of the jar even though they spicy asf and I hate spicy shit

hehehe @dandelionflowery @queenofdumbfuckery @justalazysam @st0rmyseas @incarnadineskies @jorowoo @chloeseyeliner @henry-fox-biggest-stan @marylily-my-beloved @appletaterghoul

1. There’s a 17 year age gap between me and my youngest sibling

2. I didn’t have a double bed until I was 22

3. I dyed my hair bright blue the minute I turned 18

i once dyed my hair pink with kool aid powder and it stayed for almost 6 months

my biggest hyperfixation as a kid was disneyland ride history/mechanics

i own every andrew garfield spiderman movie on dvd

1. I am very afraid of bugs.

2. My favorite animal is sea otter.

3. I love summer.

(fuck now I gotta figure mine out)

OK….SO

1. cereal is my all time favorite food (oatmeal doesn’t count, don’t even go there with me)

2. I was born with cradiomyoplothy (idk how to spell it)

3. One of my foster sisters (who’s still my best friend today) pushed me off the roof of her house and I fell down a story and smashed into three bushes and broke two windows on my way down and I ended up in the hospital for 2 weeks trying to get a peice of glass out of my lungs and a peice of my bone in my upper intestine

anway…..Have fun guessing!!!

imma guess the second one is a lie

1. I grew up in a religious organization that most people believe is a legitimate cult and I’m not sure much indoctrination I’ve gone through bc it’s taken me way to long to realize it might actually be a cult

2. I’m about to start working on a new project for Art History, which will be an embroidered piece based off a Roman fresco depicting the goddess Flora

3. Despite having to move across the US twice, I’ve only been to 24 out of 50 states and most of those we just drove through

good luck lol

i wanna say 2 is the lie, i think it’s a different god you’re doing for your project

1. i have a roller coaster picture of me from when i was around 8 that’s just me hanging on for dear life next to my parents who are having the time of their life and its my favorite picture and you’d think i hate thrill rides but i love them it was just my first roller coaster with a real drop

2. my online persona is much more rockstar and mysterious than i actually am in real life, im just a grandma irl i just want comfy old style outfits and a nap

3. i love coffee bro especially black coffee, the bitterness is just what i need in the morning and if i want a sweet treat i just add some sugar and milk and call it a day, you don’t have to get fancy with it and also colombian coffee on top 💪

good luck :)

I once peeled a grapefruit thinking it was an orange, and cried while shoving the whole thing in my mouth.

when i was about six years old i scratched the face of a girl i didn’t like in several photos in an attempt to voodoo hex her into never talking to me again (didn’t work)

i once ate so much of my mother’s guacamole i puked it all up on the floor of my aunts house.

Uh ok let’s see

1. When I was 13, I got hit with a car by a cop and broke my leg, resulting in me getting surgery twice. When I woke up after the second one, the first thing I said was “best nap of my life”.

2. There’s a picture of me as a baby at the beach holding a little crab. Shortly after the picture was taken, I proceeded to eat said crab and then cry about it.

3. Whenever my mum and I visit my family in cuba, they have some random ass animal as a pet. We’ve had a turtle that absolutely hated my aunt, a tiny owl, and a parrot that kept stealing everyone’s cigarettes.

Here’s mine

1. When I was like 7 or 8 I had a bunk bed. I tried getting down from my top bunk via not the ladder, my hand slipped, and I scrapped my shin on my bottom bunk

2. Me and my family went to Belgium and went on this thing where they showed around Gent and got to taste some of the chocolate there. Once we we got closer to the end I noticed my younger brother (who would’ve been 5 or 6 at the time) wasn’t with the group. We lost my brother in a foreign country.

3. I got hit by a car when I was 12 and somehow managed to get out with a bruised leg and hip.

Tags:

1. I once hid under a police car for several hours

2. I bit my sister, when I was young, so badly she had to go to the ER

3. I don’t like pasta

No pressure tags or just anyone can join ^^

hmm i think it’s 3, the other two are so crazy it has to be true

i’ve swallowed ants before

i’ve gotten hit by a car before

i didn’t know how to ride a bike until i was 8

i live in my car

i don’t like tomatoes

i have like three unfinished novels

made them all somewhat plausible so they’re harder to guess :3

i was taught to shoot when I was seven

i almost crashed a boat and killed my brother and i when i was seven

i asked for taylor swift to play when i went into surgery

i threw chamomile lotion all over my brother and made it look like he did it (7)

i have an iq of 97

i only ever broke one bone

1. I have a scar on my forehead from when I was 3 and cut my head open after I fell into a table coz I was jumping on the sofa.

2. I have an older sister who annoys the shit out of me.

3. I can sing very well.

either 1 or 3😭😭

IM SURE U CAN SING RLLY WELL THO

my friends traumatise me

my bestfriend and i have been friends since 7 years

i love music

tags- @book-girl4eva @the-slowest-turtle @discoveredreality @mortallybitchymagazine @brokendarkfairyempressforever

Um ok I’m really boring so this will be fun

1) I’ve won 5 science-tech-engineering-maths competition

2) a goose almost killed me when I was 2

3) I’ve been an extra in a TV show before!

Tags: @thatrandomlemononyourcounter1 @wants-to-marry-sirius-black @fish-ofishial123 @kozumesphone @nuncscioquidsitamor-14

OKAY THIS WAS HARD BUT I FEEL LIKE THE AGE IS TOO SPECIFIC

I live really close to a theme park

A wild manatee approached me in the ocean before

I have been the favorite of a group of chickens before

Tags: @drama-llamaaa @justasmallflick @justmossyall @myfairkatiecat and uhhh @permanently-stressed

And thanks for the tag, Lemon!! :DDDD

1. I almost cut off my toe with a hoe when I was 6

2. I had poison control called on me because I ate cleaning products when I was 2

3. I hoard little trinkets that my friends give me and have a special shelf for all of them

The lie was easy to come up with, but the truths…. 💀

OKAY, TAGS!!!!

I’m gonna guess 2

I’ve sacrificed my own hair for an art project

2. I’m the youngest of three

3. I golf left but mini golf right

I was the opposite… the lie was hard for some reason :[

1.) When I was younger I used to play tag with blue racers(snakes)

2.) I chew my ice-cream and don’t like chocolate cake

3.) My favorite paint is oil paints

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I’m not the best artist out there but I’m low on money for a trip and I want more people to be able to get/see my dumb little sketches >:)

If you are Intrested in a commission please private message me on here or over at my discord (@Zinovi768)

I ask if you do contact me that you have a sketch reference before hand & either an idea or character sheet (if it's an OC or cannon character) ready <3

I take Zelle for payments and it's a 50/50 deal, 50% before hand (for security reasons) and 50% after the project is finished!

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