take me downtown to the eldritch horror city...

i think we should specifically avoid sterilizing shit that comes back from space on general principle. demonstrate the superiority of terran micromorphophysiology

we should lay down dishes with agar on every celestial body then bring them back to earth and ceremonially put them in some random breakroom. have a livestream of our brave microorganisms completely covering that shit. there should be a lottery of all schoolchildren for the right to lick the outside of the return capsule. welcome to the jungle asshole

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Damnit. Mystery Flesh Pit guy uses AI.

really funny (in a bad way) that the AI is the part of this anyone gives a shit about

ohhh you don’t like that i’ve used AI? well, i’ve killed people. checkmate, liberals.

Something nobody prepares you for is that the better you get at writing the harder it becomes. beginners write freely because they don't know enough to know what's wrong. then you learn. and suddenly you can see every single flaw in real time as you're making it and you have to write anyway while your own brain is in the corner going "that's a weak verb. that transition is lazy. you've used that word three times." getting good at this is mostly just getting better at ignoring yourself.