MUGIWARAAA!!!!!

why is his avatar a cracker

His username is antfucker98 and you’re gonna ask why his avatar is a cracker

im a girl

Thank God all these people are dead

i’m still alive. i still talk to diggledagger regularly too he’s a friend of mine

Well now I feel guilty. Sorry

it’s ok. you could still feel happy at the thought of me not being alive if you want

this feels like one of those legendary posts from like 2012 but it just happened an hour ago

This works no matter which slice you start with

this is revolutionary meme technology right here

Art thou saying this works no matter how you slice it?

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

people are like "if you put crabs in a bucket they can't escape because they keep pulling each other back in, this is called crab bucket mentality and describes why people don't help each other" and never acknowledge that crabs do not naturally occur in buckets, a human with more power had to put them there

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

OP which clinics have evil penises

OP please

OP we need to know

OP please

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

yes I would like to give elon musk my menstrual pain. I think he deserves it

Reblog to also give Elon Musk your menstrual pain.

And my joint pain too!

I think my favorite thing about Columbo is when an actor comes back to play another murderer in a different episode, and the only thing that's really changed is the facial hair. Nobody mentions it. And why would they? 's a different person. Absolutely peak. Why aren't more shows doing this? Why can't we just play in the sandbox where sometimes characters share a face but are completely different people? When will Benoit Blanc solve another mystery where the murderer is also Chris Evans but in a Different Sweater

It’s actually pretty nuts how there is no real mass media coverage of the protests that are happening all over the US. It demonstrates fairly conclusively that the unlawful activities at the White House aren’t just limited to Trump. There’s a lot of wealthy people in powerful positions in the US and around the world helping to support the dismantling of the US federal government.