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Couldn’t remember the name of the CEO of Harrison Armory so I offhandedly called him “John Harrison Armory” only to learn later that his name is actually John Harrison. Actually sobbing lol.

If teeth falling out dream means stressed, what does a Dentist dream mean??

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The thing is I can never again play artillery because i stumbled upon the perfect artillery build and every other artillery build pales in comparison to pegasus frame + 2 levels of swallowtail for the Oracle LMG + crackshot + gunslinger. Every other turn i have ap and 2d6 bonus damage and when that isn't enough i mimic gun a motherfucker. I have options for stealth and spotting and more survivability but every time it gets to my turn my table tells me to call of duty shoot a man and who am i to deny them that? I'm wiping a minimum of 3 grunts off the map every round. One out of three shots is a crit. I'm hitting 89.1% of the time before Ushabti shots. 18 range with confirmed 2 damage per hit. I'm at their funerals with the Four Oracle Salute. Why the FUCK would i play anything else.

The thing is I can never again play artillery because i stumbled upon the perfect artillery build and every other artillery build pales in comparison to pegasus frame + 2 levels of swallowtail for the Oracle LMG + crackshot + gunslinger. Every other turn i have ap and 2d6 bonus damage and when that isn't enough i mimic gun a motherfucker. I have options for stealth and spotting and more survivability but every time it gets to my turn my table tells me to call of duty shoot a man and who am i to deny them that? I'm wiping a minimum of 3 grunts off the map every round. One out of three shots is a crit. I'm hitting 89.1% of the time before Ushabti shots. 18 range with confirmed 2 damage per hit. I'm at their funerals with the Four Oracle Salute. Why the FUCK would i play anything else.

my notes from the end of the last session just say "gunslinger @ 2, mimic on z, Ushabti Unshackled. You Cannot Escape Me." because my bloodlust is unmatched

i don't get it when ppl get so super defensive of fictional characters except rly when they selfship and then yah I get it master chief is ur boyfreind ok yeah I'd get pissed if ppl on the internet talk smack Abt my boyfriend in fact I do I get enraged

Shit man, this mech war is fucked. I just saw a doll shoulder its rifle and say "reality warp: black hole star" or some similar shit, and every mech around it cratered, radiated a ring of pure energy, and disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto it, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is firing anti-personnel rounds and buckshot. I think I just heard "nanomachines: skewer" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.