narrative foils stan account

your job is not more important than media from 2005. never forget this.

I just have to lock in and get through my to-do list and then I'll start my new system with a clean slate and everything will be better.

I'll set a calendar event for two weeks ahead of time and two days ahead of time so I won't forget.

If I just remember to do it every day it'll become a habit and I won't have to think about it.

I'll just stay at my desk until all of my tasks are done for the day and then they won't build up.

That's important, let me write it down on my hand so I can't ignore it.

If I skip lunch I'll catch up a little bit and I won't have to stay late or start early to stay on top of things.

I think if I work late all week that'll get me through the backlog and then I just have to keep up.

*sees your post, takes cigar out of mouth and rubs forehead* dont make me unfollow you, kid

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man think he is followed by spies

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

you can feel the moment in a tv show when a woman who was an independent character suddenly becomes a love interest. its like shackle locking onto her ankle.

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this