Pope Lesbo XIV

this is the greatest image to ever exist. you can try to find better images than this, but you cant! you can stop making images cause this is the best one

they stopped giving out stupid prizes for the stupid games due to budgetary cuts

it's punk to lay eggs

all im saying is you dont draw your spooky fountain opening knife on a busy city street and then just stand there for a solid minute while your friend runs around if you dont hope, at least a little, that she turns around and catches you doing it

#kris to the roaring group chat: guys i did everything i could

*puts on hero cape* actually I would have no problem fucking that woman. This misogynist homo says she has no value because he wouldn't fuck her. But I would.

Love the bot summoning incantation

*puts on hero cape* actually I would have no problem fucking that woman. This misogynist homo says she has no value because he wouldn't fuck her. But I would.

once you learn about pseudoscience you're forever doomed to get angry when people talk about like. love languages or stockholm syndrome. but forced to stay quiet lest your lose your mind trying to correct millions of people

BMI IS FAKE. BMI MEANS JACK SHIT. I AM GRABBING Y'ALL BY THE SHOULDERS THIS METRIC IS COMPLETELY USELESS AND IT WAS MADE BY AN EUGENICIST

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically