Pope Lesbo XIV

this is the greatest image to ever exist. you can try to find better images than this, but you cant! you can stop making images cause this is the best one

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

GOD, I wish more doctors were more like this redditor's dad

my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker

#beenkillingdogs