Pope Lesbo XIV

this is the greatest image to ever exist. you can try to find better images than this, but you cant! you can stop making images cause this is the best one

pokemon is about siccing your dog on a creature that is intrinsically, biologically, a baby mime

pokemon is about an act your dog can perform on someone else’s dog, which sports announcers and scientists alike are calling “gunk shot”

she goes to the o-zone when i layer

i often feel like a dog that's been tasked with paperwork

Make that girl with abandonment issues into your own emotional support plushie so she knows how much you need her at all times

transgender is like ferrari

what if there was a jeff the chiller and he liked to smoke wee— OH FUCK HE HAS ICE MAGIC