i love everything (except when i hate it)

i love the way civil asset forfeiture cases are phrased

baru cormorant middle class quote i need you now more than ever

"Oh, not you as well, Brutus!" in that voice is the best translation of 'Et tu, Brute?' I've ever heard.

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

I badly want to start saying “this is my Swarovski Shrek” to refer to any outrageously expensive yet ridiculous object I start coveting. If anyone says “what the fuck” and asks what I mean, well. It’s their lucky day to learn about Swarovski Shrek

WHAT THE HELL THERE'S SO MANY??

anybody else ever think about "it is certainly remarkable of you to love him so deeply when he hates you mortally" "find it remarkable if you wish but he will never be able to hate me so much that i stop loving him." because i fucking do. my severe arthuriana blackout might be a thing of the past by now but damn.............what a crazy fucking line. from the year of our lord approx. 1230

The Color Game. “Humans can’t reliably recall colors. This is a simple game to see how good (or bad) you are at it. We’ll show you five colors, then you’ll try and recreate them.” I scored 39/50 but got a perfect score on one color.