sekhmet, the lion-headed goddess of war

i don’t want to be angry anymore i’m never going to hate again unless someone says something really stupid or if i see something i don’t like at all or maybe just whenever i feel like it

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

imagine being in a club in 1983 and DJ's like here's a new one and blue monday starts playing. i would've left the club injured.

Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks

i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything

im glad its named goodfellas so we can easily know that the creator isnt making their ocs do anything problematic or something

I hate to be that girl, but unfortunately, one of the characters in that movie buys a fur coat from an unethical seller :/

oughh thanks for letting me know..hoping i can claim ownership over this nasty figure and get them help🤞

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think