sekhmet, the lion-headed goddess of war

i don’t want to be angry anymore i’m never going to hate again unless someone says something really stupid or if i see something i don’t like at all or maybe just whenever i feel like it

Yeah I think he probably lets all his limbs go limp and just gets hauled around by his arms like a ragdoll (I tense up as the audience starts murmuring to each other and shaking their heads) I mean he has sex normally. He can access his own body during sex

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

we’ll see who’s laughing about outdated tumblr prose in 2029 when the average micro-influencer genre novel opens with like “first of;all i am not doing well And i might go away soon”

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

I am locked out. I am in the parking lot. The rain is coming.

Star Wars (1977) is good because its a really good 70s fantasy movie and not a star wars movie

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

Let's all run outside and start yelling and screaming and see if we can get people to panic. If everyone did this it would make a big difference

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

thank you for your service 🤝

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

I straight up want to own a solid gold coin and a large gemstone this isnt a joke Im dead serious