i am that alien matter

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

actually very funny thing happened when i was finally leaving the 5273th part of celebration today i said smth to the effect of “take care” to the bride, which in polish is said as “hold yourself” translated literally. and she (my old hs friend) ((tiredly looking at me)) was like “i have to hold myself. i have a wife now” and i just stared back at her and she was like “… no. i meant husband” amazing…. amazing.