The Buddiest Of Boys

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?

*watching one shoe drop* haha awesome :) i bet that’s the only one :)

referring to people outside your industry as “civilians” when you’re in tech support or some shit.

“civilians” is just the pompous way of saying “normies”

damn I thought “normies” was the pompous way of saying “normies”

“Normies” is the normie way of saying “normies”

what’s the extremely online way of saying normies then

NPCs

oh god 😩

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother