The Buddiest Of Boys

another teacher grace moment i love is when rocky gives him the oxygen model he goes 'i dont have one of these thank you!' like that is THE most teacher response ever when a child gives them something utterly incomprehensible but made with love

POV you’re looking for more children to run over because you regret not succeeding the first time

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

Let’s add some joy to the day. What does prev like that isn’t so much your area, but you find you enjoy it when they blog/reblog about it?

phone addiction is absurd bc it’s like ah yes perhaps one more visit to the rectangle of no enrichment or fulfillment will finally enrich and fulfill me

That's the face of a woman who will do it again.

Something something objectively funny crimes