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agent scully your cringefail loser boyfriend has broken into a government facility again

Its so hot out today there were these really short people out in brown robes shouting out things like "UTTINI" and trying to steal my cars transmission then sell it back to me at tripple the price

One just knows that, for the rest of his life, whenever Oliver Wood heard Harry Potter's name mentioned, he'd be like, "Yes, of course, the Gryffindor seeker, best one we ever had too, I went to school with him" and if anybody said anything about Harry being known for anything else, Oliver Wood would look genuinely puzzled, and ask, "Such as?"

I’ve been watching MHA with @himbohobbit24 and truly it’s been an experience because we’ll be watching it and I’ll ask what I think is an innocuous question about a character or make a prediction about what’s going to happen next only to look over at him and see that he’s giving me what I can only describe as The Face of Doom

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

"I actually want to come back from this mission. I want a life." Chuck is such an underdeveloped character in the movie I do love that he gets some clearer interiority and motives in the novelization.

something about Chuck being introduced in the novelization as "eager to prove himself even to people who didn't care"

insane to me that Mako's father was already presumably dying before Onibaba even made landfall. they were in Tokyo for cancer treatments. like. her father has always been dying a slow death, a long goodbye, but it's always a kaiju that makes his final end.