I'm so normal about them *is visibly lying*
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I'm so normal about them *is visibly lying*

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has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive
times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks
liveblogging my ffxv playthrough bc why not
@kanerallels you really weren'y kidding huh, these guys are very much boyband coded
i'm loving the sass levels so far lol i haven't even gotten like 5 minutes into the story and it's already hilarious
the most horrifying fantasy problem ever has happened: car problems
oh no not only is our car broken we're also broke
i thought noctis was supposed to be a prince, not a college student
these guys are shipping lunoct so hard holy smokes lol
through the power of pizza, i can become temporarily immune to poison? they should add that feature to real life
the food in this game looks so good
there is doggo
game is 10000x better now
me: man i wish there was another npc i could trust
guy named "suspicious stranger":
not even an hour and a half in and i'm already getting blackmailed
10/10 no notes
there's even a fishing minigame truly this game has everything you need
cat: fed
got in an elevator and got murdered by a giant purple dude with a sword lol
my boy band keeps getting run over by minecarts #firstworldproblems
'redstone shard' what is this, minecraft? time to pull out that diamond sword mod i found on the steam workshop ig
just found 3 potatoes
one for boiling, one for mashing, and one for sticking in a stew
dino: i told ya, i'm a man of integrity
me: sir you literally just blackmailed me, and even worse, you're a reporter, so sorry if i don't believe you on that one
bro this just went from zero to 100 real quick, one minute i'm at a beachside resort, the next i'm watching people blow up the castle and unleashing kaiju and the king using force lightning (is was he a sith?)
yes, noct, this is probably gonna delay your wedding a bit
sorry bro
yeah those are bad guy ships if i've ever seen any
wait ignis are you telling me the bad guys are using battle droids? what next, we're gonna unleash a secret army of clones?
prompto: it doesn't look like they're gonna be signing that peace treaty
understatement of the decade right there bro
this music slaps holy smokes
rip darth king regis, master of nominative determinism
was thinking about it and realized that if I took a bunch of people who are about halfway through the The Thief and asked them, out of Ambiades and Sophos, which one dies during the climax and is only ever mentioned like twice in the remaining five books and which one leads the winning faction of a civil war/war of succession to become king of Sounis and ends up personally shooting a foreign ambassador, a lot of them would probably not guess correctly lol
Me, scrolling Pinterest: Haha, it'd be funny if one day I got so invested in a character I just made a whole board dedicated to only the--
Me: *suddenly remembering my meticulously organized Ahsoka Tano board* oh, wait

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liveblogging my ffxv playthrough bc why not
@kanerallels you really weren'y kidding huh, these guys are very much boyband coded
i'm loving the sass levels so far lol i haven't even gotten like 5 minutes into the story and it's already hilarious
the most horrifying fantasy problem ever has happened: car problems
oh no not only is our car broken we're also broke
i thought noctis was supposed to be a prince, not a college student
these guys are shipping lunoct so hard holy smokes lol
through the power of pizza, i can become temporarily immune to poison? they should add that feature to real life
the food in this game looks so good
there is doggo
game is 10000x better now
me: man i wish there was another npc i could trust
guy named "suspicious stranger":
Please pray for me to get better sleep. I am still frequently having bad sleep and I am very tired of this
Mara's wedding dress in Star Wars: Union is one of the biggest letdowns in Star Wars history and I will die on this hill
Look at this. What in the generic 90s dress catalog is this. This is a CRIME. Mara "I am a fashion icon like my mother-in-law before me" Jade would never choose something so boring and also she looks like a Carvel ice cream cake?????
Like COME ON she canonically has better fashion sense than this 😭
In the interest of correcting this grievous error, here are some more fitting dress designs that would not have her looking like a Carvel ice cream cake (this is an open invitation to fan artists I'm just saying)
You're welcome
What matters in life is tagging posts as your ocs
Aunt Julia's Cabin (Part 2/3) - Gator Days

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…surely there’s no safer place for me to be.
Romcom about best friends who, when people keep assuming they're dating, decide to run with it and see how far they can go (fake dating, using each other as an excuse to get out of/into things, etc), up to and including planning a fake wedding (and of course eventually catching real feelings)
It should be called Committed to the Bit
Grab Bag Friday #4: Do you recognize this TV theme song?
I know this and can name the series
I know this but can't name the series
I might know this
I've never heard this
Sometimes I think about FFXV and a certain quote at the same time, and I wonder, when will I snap and do something about it?
Project Hail Mary dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller | 2026

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PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) dir. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller
i need everyone to get into college football right now i am dying to talk about the texas tech situation. this is the kind of thing that will be referenced for the next 100 years. there will be documentaries and biopics about this.
no one asked but here
texas tech's quartback, brendan sorsby, was investigated for sports gambling. i know sports betting is all the rage right now, but athletes themselves are not allowed to do it. it is Rule Number 1 and it is the highest priority rule for the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA), who governs all athletic programs at about 1,100 colleges in the US.
the invesitagetion of sorsby revealed that, not only did he place more than 9,000 sports bets when he himself was a collegiate athlete, but 40 of those bets were AGAINST HIS OWN TEAM when he was playing at indiana university. immediately, this threatens the integrity of the sport, and especially because indiana is the hottest team right now as the defending national champion.
the NCAA, which is largely a sham organization these days (they've truly lost their grasp and college athletics are the wild west now) actually enforced their Number 1 Rule and told sorsby his career is over, that he would never play college football again (and, subsequently, that he would never get drafted into the NFL because his college career was cut short).
well, because the NCAA is a husk of its former self, sorsby and texad tech immediately took this to court. MANY athletes have learned these past few seasons that if you can find a judge who's a fan of your team, you can get any NCAA ruling overturned. that's exactly what texas tech did. they filed a suit in Lubbock, where the university is located and where every judge is an alum of texas tech. so sorsby was granted an injunction and will now only be suspended for the first 2 games od the 2026 season (which are alwayd against no-name teams that will be destroyed regardless of who's suspended).
every other school in the country immediately went on the defensive because this is a very clear integretiy issue. so nebraska and georgia (sic em dawgs) released statements saying that all currently-scheduled competitions witb Texas Tech in ANY sport will be canceled and there will be no future schedulings. at least 3 of the major conferences (SEC, Big 10, Big 12) , who account for almost all division 1 sports teams in the country, are also in discussions about cancelling comtests. Texas Tech is part of the Big 12, and there is serious talk of all other teams in the conference shutting texas tech out.
now would probably be time where i say that texas tech is one of the wealthiest programs in college football becaise there is a single billionaire alumnus pouring money into the program with hopes of essentially buying a championship. so texas techs integrity has always been questionable. anyway, the university president put oit a statement that he doesnt care that sorseby violated regulation and that texas tech will sue any school that refuses to play them because it jeopardizes their championship prospects if they're umable to play any games.
this is all just startomg but its so juicy and delicious. the NCAA is going to crumble to dust if they cannot get this injunction overturned. schools like georgia and nebraska have plenty of money so a suit isnt necessarily a concern, but this will absolutely change college football forever. i cant stop reading about it.
update on this: texas tech is claiming that every school who has/is considering cancelling all contests is "afraid" that texas tech is better than them. what's funny about this is that sorsby's stats are average. he is not good enough for this kind of protection. many schools who have already cancelled or are considering it have much better quarterbacks than sorsby. also, texas tech's head coach had said that it's actually ok that sorsby bet against his own team because it "its not murder or assault."
the attorney general of texas has threatened to investigate the Big 12 conference if they sanction Texas Tech
the claim is now that texas texh university just cares so much about brendan sorsbys mental health that they have to sue everyone who calls this an integrity violation. any other school who wouldnt defend an athlete that committed this violation "doesnt care about mental health"