many a tale has yet to be told

saruman? are you kidding me?

frodo, riding up to bag end, utterly done with everything

#the legendarium#the scouring of the shire is like being asked to close after working a ten hour shift (via @dorwinionwhining)

i once again want to say that hulu used to be entirely free with ads, and if you watched two minutes worth of commercials at the start of an episode the next 24 hours would be commercial-free. and now you pay $11.99 per month to watch things with commercials. what the fuck are we doing and how did we allow this to happen lol.

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

I hate it when people are like “gimli was given a gift that was denied Even to Feanor” as if Feanor is anywhere near Gimli’s league. Like if you just compare them Gimli is simply a better person in basically every way—like he’s sexier. He’s polite. He doesn’t go on random murderous rampages because he wants other peoples shit.

Bumble is apparently getting rid of the swipe feature and replacing it with an AI matchmaker soon. I think there’s a bad series of YA novels about why this is a bad idea.

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.