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Splatoon but its werewolves
They uhhhhhhhh spray cum idk. Whatever.
I can make the same joke 100 times and you will all enjoy it.
I can make the same
joke 100 times and you
will all enjoy it.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
One of these days yall will see me and haiku-bot fuckin tbh
One of these days yall
will see me and haiku-bot
fuckin tbh
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I think I just saw self-fulfiling prophecy
Reading the Wikipedia pages for 1910s films is like
"Made on a budget of $75, the film was an unexpected smash hit, selling out theaters across the country. Thought lost after a vault fire in Paris in 1954, a full print was discovered in a Brazilian nursing home in 2013, where it was being used as a doorstop."
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
why would i do that lmao
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

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for those like me that want proof this is real:
There's this thing where people talk about creating gender neutral language but only really remember the more silly or cutesy options.
Terms like nibling, which many people use because it's the one they actually remember, tend to be popular. I'm personally not a big fan of it. Largely because while it works to call a sibling's kid a nibling when that kid is five it feels infantalizing in a way niece/nephew does not when that same kid is now 20. Pibling, in the same vein, is silly in the same way as saying "smad" to mean a combination of sad and mad is. Like you can do it, but it's not exactly taking the assignment seriously.
Creating gender neutral language where previously there was none is kind of messy and inconsistent, but it is telling that the terms people remember and the ones that tend to take center stage are often the ones that are a bit silly. I don't think there's anything wrong with silliness. My nephews call me "Ankle" afterall, but there is something to be said about how attempts to push for serious gender neutral language often get shoved to the side in favor of ones that are silly and as such offer a nonthreatening appearance.
pibling is a word that makes sense logically (parent-sibling) but in practice sounds like the name of a freshwater shrimp or something
It absolutely does. Sounds like a cheap fried seafood platter. "I'll have the Pibling Platter with a side of nibling fries please."
i hate the pro-ai rhetoric of "well people were afraid of electricity too and then it revolutionized the world" and like 1. electricity in its early stages was probably fucking terrifying, that's literally lightning in a wire and god knows the safety guidelines were slow to keep and 2. the people who stayed afraid of electricity beyond its initial introduction were more akin to people who think 5G brainwashes you into being gay or w/e. people who hate the current offerings and usage of ai (LLMs and genai) have actually looked INTO ai and realize it's a racist, environmentally-unsound, plagiarizing shitburger slopmaker that the government is using as a way to spread propaganda and an excuse to build huge datacenters for more nefarious surveillance purposes.
The peeps who stayed afraid of electricity also weren't doing 5g conspiracy shit. Electricity was and still remains pretty fucking dangerous. We just have a significant amount of safety standards and regulations in place that significantly lower the incidents if electrocutions and electrical fires.
With data centers and ai we have no regulations in place and nor any universal safety standards. And just like the advent of electricity people have died from that lack of oversight. Even if concerns are addressed and corrected, people will still hate it and mistrust it because it'll still have many of those same issues underneath whatever safety standards we implement.
go ahead atheists... would you hit him out of the park for a million dollars?
The coloration of the hp bar indicates... that baby is already my enemy.

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Absolutely fascinated with this Instagram commenter that apparently fully accepts evolution and the phylogeny we've deduced via paleontology but thinks that the biblical flood was real
There's this thing where people talk about creating gender neutral language but only really remember the more silly or cutesy options.
Terms like nibling, which many people use because it's the one they actually remember, tend to be popular. I'm personally not a big fan of it. Largely because while it works to call a sibling's kid a nibling when that kid is five it feels infantalizing in a way niece/nephew does not when that same kid is now 20. Pibling, in the same vein, is silly in the same way as saying "smad" to mean a combination of sad and mad is. Like you can do it, but it's not exactly taking the assignment seriously.
Creating gender neutral language where previously there was none is kind of messy and inconsistent, but it is telling that the terms people remember and the ones that tend to take center stage are often the ones that are a bit silly. I don't think there's anything wrong with silliness. My nephews call me "Ankle" afterall, but there is something to be said about how attempts to push for serious gender neutral language often get shoved to the side in favor of ones that are silly and as such offer a nonthreatening appearance.
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this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

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not getting into heaven because i drilled a glory hole into the confessional
you also made it way too big. you can get a leg through there
i know how to suck dick not do math tf is a diameter 🙄
isn’t that the Greek lady with the thot daughter
oh, you're thinking of Demeter. a diameter is a type of microalgae with cell walls made of silica.
no no, that's a diatome, I'm pretty sure. A diameter is a geometry thing, it's the type of line you use to divide a quadrilateral into two triangles
oh wait, no, that's a diagonal. okay i think i got it this time. a diameter is an instrument used to measure the magnification of a telescope!
nah you're thinking of a dioptometer. A diameter is a fabric that has been covered with rhinestones and sequins.