Baby Slut Riker

Me, passing a car covered in horny thirst-trap anime girl stickers: while I personally find this to be cringe, given the national push for censorship, I must concede that this is technically Praxis.

#driving my Toyota Praxis

The Japanese name for cars with those stickers is itasha. Which literally means “pain chariot” but is more idiomatically translated “cringemobile”.

I think a lot of you understand oppression as "how many people are mean to you online" and not like. A systemic thing that affects all facets of one's life.

we like to joke here but let’s be serious: Yoda deserved to be blasted apart (into smithereens) for lots of things, despite his wisdom

What's actually crazy is they blasted him apart every day but he used the force to keep his smithereens together.

he cant do it forever. 1 like = 1 prayer to separate a smithereen

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

Unknown planet perfec t place for put senior staff on to exp/lore! Surface very Safe and Science officers traverse soundly put senior staff on Unknown Planet. Put Senior Staff on Unknown Planet. no problems ever on unkknown planet because good Flora and Fauna for interest officer brain bored of big officer head. Anunknown planet yes a place for senior officers put entire senior staff on unknown planet can trust unknown planet for giveing good love to officers. friend planet

I forget straight people have a really bad habit of using top/bottom to mean dom/sub until I’m talking to someone who calls a women in a m/f relationship a ‘top’ and they get mad at me because I think they meant she’s pegging the guy. Apparently they mean she’s just kinda mean and controlling in bed. This is like the 3rd time this year this has happened.

Being into m/f ships is hard because you will look up “Top [women] Bottom [man]” and all the posts will be incorrectly tagged dombottom women/subtop guy and if you ask people to correctly tag stuff you are the bad guy. I want to her fucking him in his hole!!

it's so crazy too bc i'll be like "this phrase/practice is being touted as ancient knowledge with a secret unbroken lineage, but it was quite literally made up in the 20th century. like we can trace it back to its very inception in like 1961." and someone will be like "that can't be true because my grandmother taught it to me." and i'm like yes your grandmother was 20 in 1961.