Baby Slut Riker

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

wish online communities discussing autism in women weren't like, doing their best to contribute to the false perception there's a distinct Autism For Boys and Autism For Girls, when the whole time it's just social enforcement of gender roles influencing behavior

if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually

Most of the Little House on the Prairie books aged poorly, but the story that always stuck with me was the one where an unnamed presence absorbs Pa's form and memories, taking his place among the family while the real Pa begs to be let back into the cabin, but the family can no longer perceive him

that and the thing with the oranges

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th

Harder to crucify a being with eight legs

everybody who skipped dragon age origins is missing out b/c at some point you help a tree who speaks only in rhymes steal an acorn from a homeless man in your quest to locate and kill a naked woman and some werewolves for an 800 year old elf

i hate trying to explain why i like skyrim characters to people who dont get it cause its like YEAH they look BAD. its a 15 year old game bro. they are all ugly base game. they all have the same 5 voice actors. they have 20 lines of dialogue each. but u gotta look past all of that. you gotta look at the vibes man. if theres one thing bethesda does right its the vibes. everything else is bad. but you gotta ignore that. you gotta stop letting your brain take the wheel and give your pussy a shot. she will lead you to the most depraved yearning youve ever experienced in your life.