Baby Slut Riker

i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

Reblogging this a second time to say that the only other people outside of this kind of liberal pop-feminist haze that says shit about female characters being excessively masculine and "not allowed to be feminine" are people like Tucker Carlson, the guy who wants to fuck the green M&M but only if she's wearing heels

A frame from one of the less popular TV specials They'll Take Your Face, Charlie Brown (1987)

trying to communicate ideas through language and it doesnt suffice so you turn to the abstract image and then people want to be talking to you about the images NO!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! !

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

good luggage goes in the fun bubble

You know how medieval villages near disused Roman aqueducts would just gradually dismantle the aqueduct for worked stone rather than quarry their own? I want to play a tabletop RPG with a classic shitty-little-village-with-ancient-ruins-under-it dungeon crawling setup that's basically that. You're not going down there to loot gold and magic swords: you're looking for pieces of sorcerous infrastructure you can pry loose and repurpose to meet the village's everyday needs. Give me the fantasy equivalent of those rural English taverns that don't have indoor plumbing but do have flatscreen TVs.

Maybe we can save Dragon Age if we put on the best talent show this town has ever seen