Baby Slut Riker

That’s why you should never accept the excuse “Well it was a different time.” They knew it was wrong. They always knew.

I wish there were a better way to talk about some hot button issues without pushing the hot button.

Mentally Ill People are often unfairly demonized and they can threaten harm to others are not contradictions.

It's fun when the robot character in the sci-fi show gets cut in half because nobody working on this type of media knows anything about robotics and you never know what you're going to find inside. Green printed circuit boards? Meat and viscera, but like in a weird colour? Just a shitload of goo?

I especially like it when the robot appears to have realistic musculature which operates via contraction, suggesting some sort of fluid-driven or shape-memory-based actuation, and then it gets dismembered and a bunch of random gears and sprockets go flying everywhere.

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

Now this is my kind of vibe.

I think instead of heaven or hell when they die everyone who has ever wanted to fuck Cicero from skyrim should all be put in a big room together and can only pass on to the next afterlife once they find out that 1 secret thing they have in common

Also shoutout to the guy in the baseball card episode Jake and Nog were bartering with, who was trying to crack imortality by "keeping his cells entertained". And then he became friends with visiting Weyoun who heard him moving around his illegal medical supplies downstairs and became genetic experiment besties(?)

His phrase "soulless minions of orthodoxy" will never be topped

ODO (off monitor) There's no record of a Doctor Giger being assigned to those quarters. JAKE He was there, Odo. NOG Maybe the soulless minions of orthodoxy finally caught up with him. ODO The who? JAKE We don't know who they are, but they were after Doctor Giger's Cellular Regeneration and Entertainment Chamber. ODO His what?

if there’s one thing 90s scifi loves it’s bdsm-coding its villains

though to be fair to 90s scifi writers i think a lot of them also wanted to be abducted and sexually tortured by hot leather-clad aliens because scifi writers in general are massive perverts. two things can be true at once etc etc

if there’s one thing 90s scifi loves it’s bdsm-coding its villains

though to be fair to 90s scifi writers i think a lot of them also wanted to be abducted and sexually tortured by hot leather-clad aliens because scifi writers in general are massive perverts. two things can be true at once etc etc

This is what based parents should be buying for their kids instead of Minecraft

Me after I hook the VR up to play Minecraft

my stepson training to kill me

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

the insinuation that trans men are " young impressionable teenage confused girls " needs to be fucking stopped. not only does it erase the worth of trans mens identities, it's creepy, and unnecessarily infantalizing. it also perpetuates this cruel and mean idea that trans men are stupid and cant think for themselves. stop insinuating this harmful rhetoric.