acting is listening

like 99% of "men and women are soooo different!!!" comedy is literally just describing the experience of not understanding other people. like it's not that women never say what they mean talking to other people is just like that. it can be hard to understand what other people are thinking. bioessentialism really rots the brain

"women will say I'm fine and then not mean it" yeah that's something literally everybody does. is this your first time interacting with another human being my guy

this is one of the only funny responses on this hell of a post

There should totally be a movement called “Sleep in Public” where people defend their right to sleep on public property. Sleep in your cars. Sleep on benches. Sleep at the park. Just make it a mundane and regular part of life to see someone napping in the library. It would make it much harder to single out the homeless for harassment if everyone else is doing the same thing and much harder to argue that it’s a “threat to public safety” when it’s so clearly harmless.

“But homeless people commit crimes!” I have a very hard time believing they commit crimes while asleep.

You know who do commit crimes in their sleep? Billionaires

I’m loving the implication that we could avoid many crimes by not letting billionaires sleep

I should be less worried about seeming annoying. plenty of people are annoying and they all seem to be doing fine

Happy Fir Pri to all those experiencing their firpri!

And Vincent Price was also bi so, y'know, let’s hear it for the bi pride catboys.

"Witches riding non-broom cleaning implements" gag always funny, congratulations to everyone who has ever made some variant of this joke, please keep making it

thinking abt a witch perched on a roomba, spinning through the air...

Probably my pettiest pet peeve is how the subtitles on YouTube are censored when the audio isn't. And not even just swear words, it's real inane shit like 'military' or 'bodies' or 'Hitler'. Like what, hearing people are allowed to watch and understand these concepts but my deaf ass ain't? It's patronizing as fuck.