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the-sheeps-eye

Looking at the cast list for the next episode and I might try to pull together the cash to subscribe just for this.

…possibly only so I can fill out one of those “would you fuck your clone” memes entirely with Leifs. Which is a normal reason.

the-sheeps-eye

spent literally all day doing work and did not realize the Leifpocalypse was upon me

which means I probably won’t get to listen to this (and draw all the Leifs) until Thursday or Friday because. It is. Work all the time week.

the-sheeps-eye

This will not however stop me from doing a search of the script to see what happens to Frank and Trinkett in this episode and oh I’m gonna be so so so so normal about this. So normal.

the-sheeps-eye

(We all know I am not going to be normal about this.)

the-semicolonoscopy

The Leifpocalypse is legitimately awesome.

#midnight burger #welcome to the horizon

scunthotter

I think when they are out and married Ilya continues the cryptic Shane picture instagram posts but now he can simply caption them as 'my husband'. Just subtle brags that also afford his Shane the privacy he deserves. Like a heavy set of dumbells, Ilya’s tattoos, or a neatly folded pile of clothes.

He also posts an annoying amount of pictures and videos of Anya, who I cannot stress enough is a very ordinary dog doing ordinary dog things like sniffing at a plant.

echo-ethe

A crime to keep these in tags

#all of this #heated rivalry

himbomarleau

The first Ottawa vs Montreal game after Shane is traded:

#that's going to happen in the first 3 minutes of the game

apolladay

When was the last time you consumed marijuana (or a related product?)

* I’m consuming some right now

* I consumed some today

* I consumed some within the past few days

* I consumed some this week

* I consumes within the past few weeks

* I consumed some this month

* I consumed some within the past few months

* I consumed some this year

* it’s been more than a year since I consumed marijuana

* I’ve never consumed marijuana

* see results

“Consuming” includes (but is not limited to) smoking a joint, vaping cannabis, eating an eatable, using THC oil for medical, recreational or any other reason

When was the last time you consumed marijuana (or a related product?)

I’m consuming some right now

I consumed some today

I consumed some within the past few days

I consumed some this week

I consumes within the past few weeks

I consumed some this month

I consumed some within the past few months

I consumed some this year

it’s been more than a year since I consumed marijuana

I’ve never consumed marijuana

see results

Remaining time: 6 days 3 hours

“Consuming” includes (but is not limited to) smoking a joint, vaping cannabis, eating an eatable, using THC oil for medical, recreational or any other reason

#come back with a warrant

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gothiccharmschool

Okay peeps, help your Auntie Jilli figure out if 1) This is a page from a real book.

2) If so, are the pages actually pink.

sympathischeufos

This seems to be an issue of "The Vampire Book" by Sally Regan, page 10.

A book seller that lists the book with ISBN-13 9780756657956 has a photo of this page in purple. Most PDF versions that are out there on the Internet seem to have it in white on black. Probably an issue (hah) of different issues.

gothiccharmschool

Thank you! Now to decide if I'm purchasing a copy.

feelslike1959

My sister has a copy! Here's a little flip through (featuring my beaft) if it helps you decide

gothiccharmschool

Thank you, this is helpful!

Also: WHAT V:tES CARD WAS IN THE BOOK? I NEED TO KNOW!

feelslike1959

gothiccharmschool

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THAT'S MY HUSBAND.

I'm not kidding. And yes, he's done a LOT of M:tG art.

#okay now I'm reblogging this #because it made me snort-laugh at Unexpected Pete!

inthesensethat

cordic

its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis

his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!

butch-of-the-blades

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

the-semicolonoscopy

Did Ikanzame just huck a BOULDER onto the road???

What the fuck Ikanzame

#get his ass mannertee!

ruinedchildhood

jackhawksmoor

#reblogging so I can try to wrap a present this way #although the odds of me remembering this #the next time I need to wrap a present #are extremely low

thelatestkate

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allysdelta

When the Tumblrites cry "it's that chocolate guy!" that's Amaury

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apricops

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

#I wish you could meet my girlfriend #my girlfriend who lives in Canada #her name is Alberta #she lives in Vancouver

dyk-tv-theme-song

Visit Original Link

Do you recognize this TV theme song? #754

I know this and can name the series

I know this but can't name the series

I might know this

I've never heard this

Voting ended onAug 8

dyk-tv-theme-song

Series: NFL on Fox (1994-Present)

Composer: Scott Schreer

#this week baby!#I know it's just a preseason game #but the Bengals will be back on my TV #let's fucking gooooo #nfl

slimetony

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

sailor--spoon

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

conqueringthenoodle

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

the-semicolonoscopy

They never stop craving that mineral

gatekeepslay

LMFAOOOO #real

#the long game #has it all #heated rivalry

tinkerlock

ENOLA HOLMES 3 - TRAILER

#honestly they're delightful #enola holmes #enola x tewkesbury

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themoonandmyman

hello I am at my wits end and I need to know something. Do you talk to your mother every day?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 4 hours

No nuance. If you don’t have a mother/are no contact etc this is not a poll for you.

You can elaborate as to how often you feel is a regular amount of communication between an adult child and their mother.

#fuck no I don't #I spent from age 12 to the first day of college #just waiting for the moment I didn't have to talk to her every day #(going home on college breaks was hard)

shanehollanderss

alright maybe buffy does have the sauce everyone talks about

the-semicolonoscopy

#season 1 was fun but iffy at times and season 2 already feels loads better even on episode one

Season 2 is great. Season 3 has my favorite Big Bad of all the seasons, and it's a damn good season, too. But season 2 is so fucking awesome.

#btvs #my forever show

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