The Semicolonoscopy

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

Damn, backwards-baseball-hat-dirt-bag-frat-boy is just as good a look on him as couture.

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

Also, if you’re even a little concerned about getting a hump or having trouble standing fully upright in your old age, this is how you prevent that. If you want to be up and about when you’re old you have to start when you’re younger. And keep in mind there is no bad time to start and it’s never too late. Starting today is way better than never starting at all.

unrestrained summer fun

god forbid women do anything

My favorite part is when the kitty runs to the window and looks out like “the outside stuff????? It is inside?????”

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

Reblogging in honor of the first day of baseball season.

Is the truck okay

reblog if its friday and you made it

Roswell New Mexico is one of those shows that flawlessly and breathlessly cuts from their main characters being chased through a cornfield by an axe wielding maniac to their other leads flirting at the gay bar back to the cornfield of horrors back to the gay bar so one of their female leads can get finger banged in the bathroom after promising to do weird alien sex to their male lead back to the cornfield so their other queer mains can survive and have a threesome in an airstream- truly no one was doing it like them, NO ONE could ever do it like them again

That episode had everything.

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

sentences that are largely recognizable to a medieval peasant

There is so much happening in those two sentences, I'm all tuckered out just from reading them.