The Semicolonoscopy

My favorite part is when the kitty runs to the window and looks out like “the outside stuff????? It is inside?????”

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

Reblogging in honor of the first day of baseball season.

Is the truck okay

reblog if its friday and you made it

Roswell New Mexico is one of those shows that flawlessly and breathlessly cuts from their main characters being chased through a cornfield by an axe wielding maniac to their other leads flirting at the gay bar back to the cornfield of horrors back to the gay bar so one of their female leads can get finger banged in the bathroom after promising to do weird alien sex to their male lead back to the cornfield so their other queer mains can survive and have a threesome in an airstream- truly no one was doing it like them, NO ONE could ever do it like them again

That episode had everything.

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

sentences that are largely recognizable to a medieval peasant

There is so much happening in those two sentences, I'm all tuckered out just from reading them.

“emasculator”

The “examiner of underclothing guy” is clearly the ancestor of the man who invented the “FBI (female body inspector)” t-shirt.

are you guys hearing about this dude working to developing a vaccine for cats that he's hoping would like. theoretically double their lifespans?

"But I don't want to turn people into dinosaurs. I wanna cure kittie kidneys!"

Our cat Scout is in the early stages of kidney disease. This might be available in time to save her!

WET BEAST WEDNESDAY

one of my favorite wet beast for this wednesday

For my fellow Europeans south of us who are currently suffering from extreme heat. Stay safe!

They're really trying to tan-suit-obama him, eh?

I think everyone with expendable formal wear and at a low risk for drowning should wade in a swimming pool at the shallow end and take a photo.

SPACE SHARK

i am strange and i look like a peppermint. is that ok .

thinking about shane who in his late 30’s discovers that he might be autistic and kind of freaks out about it because he’s already the gay hockey player and the asian hockey player he doesn’t also want to be the autistic hockey player with all the negative stereotypes it comes with but he finally confides in ilya one day and says i think i might have autism and ilya gives him a soft look and says yes i think maybe you do and at first shane gets a little angry at ilya because why does it seem like you knew? how did you know? why didn’t you tell me? and ilya says because i think you deserve to figure out how you feel without me plantning ideas in your head and no matter what you would still be my shane, trying to be all sweet about it and shane gives him a careful look and asks is that why you haven’t turned on the overheard light in 2 years and ilya sighs and nods