literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

at the end of the day we only have lesbian sex left

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

uh oh made a mistake. surely i’ll learn from it and fix things

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

ever since i was a little girl i knew there was no hope for me

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly