it has begun

literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all

like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??

i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself 🥰" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

jackbox should have an abstain with contempt button

no but seriously abt the post abt people making characters less traumatized/molested for their lighthearted aus it makes me so saaaaaaaad unironically ….

I was gonna expand on this but I got too sad LOLLL 😭😭😭

And it’s not even always not including it at all but it’s softening it and making it less impactful and less central and less challenging like oh you can be sexually harassed, or groped, or even raped but after a certain point you’re just too fucked up to fit into this cute found family fic about teenagers hanging out at a strip mall or whatever, as if you can’t hang out at a strip mall if you’re too fucked up! Idkkkk

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something