devojko pomagaj

i was actually born days later than i was expected which set the tone for the entire rest of my life pretty handily

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

When I fail to respond it's an homage to letters getting lost at sea

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

I want the USA to become a myth. I want future generations to roll thier eyes at the very concept of it—to laugh at the idea that a society so nakedly built on the foundations of cruelty and greed could ever have existed at all.

i have a suggestion

me too

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are racist

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

And sometimes... you marry them. And then you can have sleepovers forever.

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly