Occasional moments of badassery

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.

I think being pinned onto the clothesline and fluttering in the afternoon breeze while I sun dry would cure me actually

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

it's thousand yard stare summer

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

her bff (best frog friend)

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems