Occasional moments of badassery

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.

I think being pinned onto the clothesline and fluttering in the afternoon breeze while I sun dry would cure me actually

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

it's thousand yard stare summer

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

her bff (best frog friend)

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"