If the system ain't broke, don't fix it, I guess! Accounting may not be the oldest profession, but someone had to keep the books for them.
I mean, in theory I know that Excel is based on the structure of earlier accounting technology that's been around for hundreds of years -- what do we think we did to track commerce before computers? -- but it still kind of blows my mind to, for example, look at my ancestor's journal from a whaling voyage in 1770 and see spreadsheets in the back.
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Having thoughts about the past Clex in my AU and how it all went down. So in this they didn't meet young, but only after Clark moved to Metropolis and started as a reporter.
Lex targeting a young, cute reporter who is a little nervous around him like he's done plenty of times before. He'll get a bit of good press out of him and then move on.
Except this reporter is clever. He doesn't prostrate himself before Lex. He'll push back, ask hard questions, keep up with Lex trying to spin him around in a conversation. And then he starts talking smart. Lex tries to feed him some marketing nonsense about one of his scientific breakthroughs, and Clark meets him with facts. Lex realizes Clark can talk at his level, and they have a real conversation.
He also realizes that Clark might be a very, very dangerous reporter to have around.
Luckily, he figures out that he can point Clark at his competitors, who are also doing awful things. Clark tears through them article by article in a near vicious pursuit of justice. It's amazing to watch. Some of the companies crumple under the pressure, and LexCorp scoops up the pieces.
Meanwhile, Lex is happy taking advantage of having Clark around in other ways. Clark is kind without being sycophantic. Lex can talk with him as an equal. They find common ground in their desire to change the world and move humanity into a new age. Clark is gorgeous and makes a very good addition to Lex’s bed.
Part of Lex, a strangely romantic part of him, expects that Clark will forgive all the lies he has told over the course of their relationship, and will come to understand the terrible things Lex does with LexCorp in the name of bettering humanity. Because Clark says he loves Lex, and Lex believes him.
But the forgiveness does not come. When Clark turns that all too sharp eye onto LexCorp and begins to see the truth, they begin to fight. Lex does not get the forgiveness he was expecting. He doesn’t get the understanding.
Clark aims his pen at LexCorp and hits it just as hard as he has all the others.
To Lex, it is an ultimate betrayal. Lex feels fully justified in ruining Clark’s life, getting him fired, getting him blacklisted. When a little independent newspaper called The Daily Planet does pick Clark up, Lex is furious. He hounds them, trying every trick in the book to get them to drop Clark.
And then they start publishing about the alien. The alien, who is already the one thing that can get Lex’s mind off of Clark. Now his backstabbing ex-boyfriend’s employer is profiting off this alien who Lex already despises on principle. It certainly doesn’t help that the alien seems to have a grudge against LexCorp and keeps interfering in some of their most valuable operations.
Unable to drag Clark down any further, Lex turns all his ire on the creature called Superman.
As time moves on, both love of Clark and hate of Superman start to converge into a single all-consuming obsession.
thank you for the tag @raspberry-ribcage @li-rheinn and @inhalingstardust000 <3 <3 this was such fun!
slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia (but sometimes these are the same) // fantasy au or modern au (vampire/werewolf my beloved) // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff (sorry i can't choose - totally depends on mood) // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death (i cannot handle death in fic. it will ruin my day) // one-shot or multi-chapter (any length, but obvz more is always good) // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane
no pressure tags toooo @deadpoets @wisteriagoesvroom @siysuki @ @oopslandiia @squigglesandcircles @ladymarshmall0w (consider this a gentle head pat if you've already done this <3)
Thank you for the tag, darling @georgiasbrainstuff ₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊
slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff (both? both *nods*) // canon-compliant or fix-it (a mix, please~) // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane
Butterflies, @heysudokustar @toasterbob @freckledfae @rosentryst @cas-gpt @merthurtrenches @piexperiment @nigaki @pallaspiastri + anyone who wants to join~ 𑣲⋆｡˚
Thank you for the tag @siysuki and sorry for such a delay!
slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it (gotta fix all the shit decisions DC makes lol) // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane
@touchofhemlocktea @occasionalauthoring @joekitsu @scissorscitygirl @superman-creampieing-batman @gotham-blight @gothamcats @urk-m and anyone wanting to play <3
Thanks for the tag @nigaki ! Oh this is gonna be hard to choose...
slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au (this kinda depends coz i love both) // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff (also depends on my mood. Also why cant smut be fluffy) // canon-compliant or fix-it (depends on fandom) // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance (i like both a lot) // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane (surprisingly i like no capes aus a lot)
A lot of these depend on my mood and what fandom I'm reading lol, but these are the general stuff!
Obligatory tagging: @imsorrybruce @nepobebe @noodledragon324 @unbreakabledawn @butcherlarry @batsydoodle @qu33rcommunist @cosmictardigrade @capricious-bastard13 @courtofdunces @cheriecelestial and uh open tags I'm just tagging everyone that comes to mind rn
slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane
There's nuance to a lot of these, especially considering the canon material being DC Comics, but I'd say these are the general preferences I have!!
Sorry if there's a repeat tag: @clarkcvnt, @vetttrece, @chemi-patara, @vanta-bat, @thisunworthiesthand, @batsydoodle, @hyoninnuri, @24hrsoda, @sisaloofafump, @etexcrucior, @ancillarybat, @animatedmess, and anyone else who sees this and wants to have a go :)
slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane
tags: @supermanshield, @supermanstoddlerleash, @lovergirlclarkkent, @pussyhoundspock, @clarkslex and whoever else
slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic* or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane
*this is assuming kid fic means the characters have kids and not they have turned into kids, but if it's the latter than neither??
no pressure tags (and sorry if you've already been tagged!): @outboardd, @dchuntress @thunderwhenhepurrs, @fatblacksuperman and anyone else who wants to do it!
slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane
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shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics
holy shit I just discovered this crazy technique for being right almost all of the time it's called "double checking something before boldly stating it as if it were fact" this could be the next big thing. this could be the song of the summer
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we as a community need to give nick kay more credit like that man really blew up at least a thousand cocoons of vampires, had a 1v1 with the ancient one, then survived an explosion with just a scratch. wtf did they feed him😭
I get so frustrated when Clark is reduced to the himbo next to Bruce's Smartest Man in the Room. Clark is incredibly intelligent. He's got a Genius-Level Intellect in his Abilities section in most wikis for a reason.
Just look at World's Finest (2022) #3 for a simple instance of Clark being incredibly intelligent, even to the point of figuring out what Batman hasn't.
A sorcerer appears to have transported them to Hell. Batman is the one freaking out. Meanwhile, Superman?
Clark reads the situation and the psychology of who they are up against, instantly realizes they're in an illusion, and devises a way to target the villain safely before Bruce even has time to stop freaking out.
Then in World's Finest (2022) #5, we see Clark out think (and outfly) both Bruce and Kara in what seems to be your typical "sacrifices himself to save the world" plot where he locks himself in a tomb with an unimaginable evil.
Bruce once again freaks out. But the second he calms down and his brain starts working again, he realizes that Clark hasn't done anything stupid. He's done something INCREDIBLY smart, and he's trusting Bruce to be brilliant enough to be able to follow his logic (and thus rescue him from almost certain death). He is, of course, correct in this trust.
The reason Clark and Bruce work so well together is that they're both geniuses. When one fails to handle a situation, the other can pick up the slack. When they're both handling the situation together, they're nearly unstoppable. Writing Clark Kent as a dumb silly himbo might be cute, but it's not who the character is, and it's not Superbat's dynamic.
They're genius4genius, and that's what makes them World's Finest.
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