Clark Kent has almost every medicial and crisis certification a layperson can get.
He’s CPR and AED certified. He’s taken all the necessary courses to become an EMT. He’s taken multiple types of training on mental crisis management. He has Medication Administration Training and a Phlebotomist Certification for good measure. He was a volunteer firefighter over the summers while he was in college. He somehow got into hazardous material training courses he definitely doesn’t have the background to get into and no one is sure how. He’s almost always taking some course on some safety or healthcare related subject in his nonexistent spare time.
So it’s really weird that whenenever trouble comes to town, Clark turns tail and disappears.
In completely unrelated news, Superman was recently praised by medical professionals due to his very accurate use of a defibrillator.



















