HELLO ANON I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT ABSOLUTE BATSUPER I LOVE ABSOLUTE BATSUPER.

i really think they'd get on like a house on fire, even if they start out wary of each other at first. i think kal would be fascinated by all of bruce's gadgets (that batmobile is crazy), awed by the scientific creations humans make when they're not evil and controlling. and bruce, in turn, wants to hear all about krypton when kal is amenable to sharing.

they understand each other on a fundamental level, and it helps them in battle AND the bedroom 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

i do think that, because kal grew up on krypton. he does little things that seem normal/unprovocative to him but have bruce going cross-eyed trying to regulate his breathing and calm down. and i think it's the same the other way around, but kal is a lot worse at hiding his attraction/arousal.

when they finally fall into bed together, bruce keeps checking in with kal and making sure he's alright, overly conscious of his size and weight pressing in on him. and kal, who is normally shy and soft-spoken, gets so fed up waiting and reassuring that he eventually snaps and urges bruce on, saying something along the lines of "you can't hurt me" and "please hurry up, stop making me wait" and it's enough to get bruce going.

bruce definitely takes great pleasure in teaching kal new positions/tricks and overwhelming him with his size and strength. the first time they fuck, they hardly leave the bed for a day. and after that, kal is so entranced/pleased by the new experience that he asks bruce to do it all the time. he loves the way bruce feels, surrounding him with his whole body, and cannot get enough of the newfound pleasure as bruce fucks him.