Someone call the police

When Clark started working at WE, he knew he'd have a lot of tasks on his hands, like managing his boss's schedule, handling calls, meeting coordination, document preparation, and coffee (or is that too cliché?). What he didn't expect were flowers—a whole bouquet of flowers that definitely cost more than his rent. What was it even doing at his desk? He took a close look at the flowers and saw a note tucked between them that said "BW"... OH! So these flowers are for Mr. Wayne. That makes sense, so Clark, as a good employee, took these flowers to office. He carefully put them on his desk and tucked the note between the flowers. He also wondered who the secret admirer was, but that's none of Clark's business, really.

When Mr. Wayne came to the office, he shot a confused glance at Clark but didn't say anything. Clark offered him a warm smile, but when Bruce opened the door to his office, he saw the bouquet and stared at it, then at Clark, then back at it with his mouth open. But then he went to his office and shut the door. Oh... weird. Well, Wayne looked miserable the whole day. Maybe Clark messed up, and it was not his lover or admirer but a stalker. Oh, poor Wayne. Maybe Clark should verify beforehand when handing something to him. What he didn't know was that Bruce sent him flowers on his desk, but the shop messed up, so the note just said "BW" (Bruce thought Clark didn't like the flowers).

It's summer, and for such a cloudy city, it's unfairly hot and stuffy here. Clark has a semi-transparent shirt that he wears to work because at least it helps him not to sweat that much, even though the lobby has air conditioning. Everything is great for him, but Mr.Wayne keeps staring at him, and it's all. the. time. Like every time he glances at his boss, he has that monotone, boring stare glued at Clark that makes him feel uneasy. So obviously, Clark is violating the dress code! Why else would Mr. Wayne stare at him? So now Clark starts wearing sweaters and zippers and jackets, even though it's super hot.

And Bruce misses his show. He knows it was wrong to stare, but could you blame him? He doesn't know why or how, but he thanks God that Clark's chest(titties really) is just so... big. Like, woah, that was something, but now he's sulking about it. Clearly, Clark didn't appreciate the way he looked at him.

Bruce invited Clark to dinner and said, "We could discuss our business." Clark thought he misspelled something about "we" or that Bruce was actually a team player, which is why he worded it like that. He agreed, and when Bruce saw him from the table, Clark had a fat folder in his hand, and his messenger bag had even more papers. Bruce said, "Uh, Clark???" Clark replied, "Okay, so the business," as he sat down. Bruce again sulked, but Clark made very good points about what he thought would help the business, such as with whom they should work and with whom they shouldn't even bother. He also discussed Bruce's workers' cases and suggested Bruce should look into that with Lucius. And Bruce wholeheartedly agreed and wasn't even sad about the ruined date that turned out to be a business discussion. Oh well, Clark looked super hot while explaining everything to Bruce.