i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them
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i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

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basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood thatβs inside of your body, and theyβre likeβ¦ a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then thatβs probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. thatβs basically fine.
if something wants to get at your blood, and theyβre, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, thatβs where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.Β
unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.
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the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

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Hello!!! Could you recommend me some literature to get into alchemy and paganism (specifically the holidays/celebrations)? I have no idea where to start and stunlocked myself into being overwhelmed.
Becoming Gold by Dr. Shannon Grimes.
i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die

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If they make breakfast cereal, they should also make lunch cereal and dinner cereal.
i believe they call those porridge and gruel' or some suchβ’
I mean, I guess those are technically cereals by the original definition of the word, but I don't know any porridge or gruel that has a cartoon mascot and colorful marshmallow shapes.
Do you think there would be a market for that? I hear gruel is really cost effective, you can cut it with sawdust
He's called the Gruelman (pronounced "grool-m'n") and he comes for naughty employees who don't finish their gruel within the allocated lunch quarter-hour and drags them off to the Amazon factory to sort piss bottles for fifteen cents a week.
*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* itβs like a legal form of texting while driving

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If you're writing anything involving cons, scams, heists, or morally questionable characters who are very good at lying, here are some free resources I've been using for research. Saving you the "why is this in my search history" anxiety.
1. The FBI's Famous Cases & Criminals archive (fbi.gov/history/famous-cases) has detailed breakdowns of real fraud cases, Ponzi schemes, and confidence operations. The language they use is clinical and precise, which is perfect for getting the procedural details right.
2. The FTC Consumer Sentinel Network publishes annual reports on the most common fraud tactics in the US. Great for understanding how modern scams actually work and what makes people fall for them.
3. The Smithsonian's American Art Museum has a free digital collection of forgery case studies. If your character forges documents or art, this is gold.
4. Court Listener (courtlistener.com) is a free legal database where you can read actual court transcripts from fraud trials. Want to know how a real con artist talks under oath? This is where you find out.
5. The Internet Archive's collection of old newspaper crime sections. Search for "confidence man" or "swindle" in papers from the 1920s through 1960s and you'll find incredible real stories that would feel too dramatic for fiction.
Bonus: The Psychology of Fraud section on the Association for Psychological Science website has accessible articles about why people trust, how deception works cognitively, and what makes someone a convincing liar. Essential reading if you want your con artist characters to feel psychologically real.
Reblog to save for later. Your WIP will thank you.
A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books