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gavamont

There once was a wizard of shirts

Who could tighten collars til the hurt

But when in fine mood

He makes them fit good

So be sure not to talk to him curt

ratazom

He also doesn't accept returns

catchymemes

jimkinnz

homuncuIus facts¡

master recently got paid for a job in eggs•

naturally' most of us homunculi are now busy testing his new formulation of the magic omulet•

because i,m special i get to test the breakfast rubedo instead•

i fear the omulets are corrupting the sanity of my fellow homunculi•

hard to tell though 乁⁠(⁠ ⁠•⁠_⁠•⁠ ⁠)⁠ㄏ

gavamont

He couldn’t shell out for better mix ins that would stop the madness?

jimkinnz

that is actually the desired effect• as with many of master,s products•

ratazom

On a completely unrelated note- Gav, would you like to come over for brunch tomorrow?

gavamont

The most magical thing about pride month?

People being able to feel comfortable to be themselves and gather among like minded people

Second most magical thing about pride month?

33% damage bonus on prismatic based attacks

jimkinnz

14•2℅ of all homunculi also get a damage bonus• you can double that if lust homunculi are open to new experiences•

gavamont

14.2%?

I don’t think I could play that kind of large numbers game with homunculus production.

They’re all unique and beautiful, especially during Pride Month.

numamazza

• iamb a diva• (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ

ratazom

As a mass production homunculus expert, about 1 in every 7 homunculi is obsessed with Pride. I can't get them to do anything during June.

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procyoren

Wizard like creatures

gavamont

Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩

I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄

moreyradder

Pro Tip: Avoid this in the future by inviting the king to your chambers and presenting the situation as;

" Just warming him up for a surprise threesome. You looked so stressed, sire, so let us help you relax."

gavamont

The Duke would, at best, be the fourth

The Duke’s wife is the third from time to time, and I feel like he’s not gonna be happy about that

And most importantly, the Duke is a fuck boi, he’s not invited

moreyradder

Ah, but I said the king, my good wizard!

If you get the king in on this, the duke can do nothing without risking insulting his monarch.

This could not possibly backfire!

In fact, I'll go perform this right now and report back my success shortly.

moreyradder

Dungeon

gavamont

Welcome to the club

wizard-gobling

surely the duke can’t catch all of us????

Gonna try hitting up the jester when the duke goes out for another raid and report with results 👍

wizard-gobling

Dungeon.

ratazom

Wow. I don't respect anyone in this thread.

wizard-gobling

feels like somebody’s mad they didn’t get the chance to fuck the duke’s favorite jester

gavamont

Make a pass at the jester and there’s always a chance

That you’ll be be doing that old “chained in the dungeon” dance

sabertoothwalrus

I was inspired

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

gavamont

No, turns out the sign on this dungeon was not wrong. This is not a bullet hell, it is a ballet hell.

I’m pliéing for my life in here!

ratazom

*takes a long drag of my cigarette*

All ballet is hell, bub

gavamont

Until you’ve had to do lifts on your party’s orc barbarian until they smash the correct crystal eye, don’t you talk to me about ballet hell!

ratazom

You don't know my life. I've had to arabesque while casting a shield to protect my party from a mirror elemental. Ballet is hell

gavamont

Ballet is hell 😔

Rest your feet, my brother in pointe shoes.

dotjade

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

helila

gavamont

No, turns out the sign on this dungeon was not wrong. This is not a bullet hell, it is a ballet hell.

I’m pliéing for my life in here!

ratazom

*takes a long drag of my cigarette*

All ballet is hell, bub

gavamont

Until you’ve had to do lifts on your party’s orc barbarian until they smash the correct crystal eye, don’t you talk to me about ballet hell!

ratazom

You don't know my life. I've had to arabesque while casting a shield to protect my party from a mirror elemental. Ballet is hell

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enthusispastic

What if you were traveling through a cave and the dwarf in your adventuring party said "wait guys this place feels pregnant"

gavamont

No, turns out the sign on this dungeon was not wrong. This is not a bullet hell, it is a ballet hell.

I’m pliéing for my life in here!

ratazom

*takes a long drag of my cigarette*

All ballet is hell, bub

1eona

Go in the dark emojis for when someone should go in the dark

moths-are-pretty-cool

POV: You cast a spell.

gavamont

its pride month gavamont, you know what that means....

Yeah, it means we’re going to the gay wizard club!

What potion you gettin’ at the club? Ability based on the Gilbert 8 stripe flag

Pink (sex)

Red (life)

Orange (healing)

Yellow (sunlight)

Green (nature)

Turquoise (magic/art)

Indigo (serenity)

Violet (spirit)

Remaining time: 15 hours 23 minutes

gavamont-clone-1

You might think I'd pick green, but in the fun dimension, the pride flags are solid pink, or sometimes pink and turquoise

ratazom

None of these covers corporate pride!!??

gavamont

A wizard that uses an enlarged highlighter for their wizard staff. They are able to impart stealth disadvantage on people when they are highlighted, and even able to have objects highlighted so brightly they can act like waypoints.

It made it very easy to find their pride month kick off party.

gavamont-clone-1

They were the highlight of my pride party!

gavamont

They really do brighten up any place they go!

ratazom

Marker.

gavamont

Marker? I hardly know ‘er!

I mean, they.

ratazom

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gavamont

A wizard that uses an enlarged highlighter for their wizard staff. They are able to impart stealth disadvantage on people when they are highlighted, and even able to have objects highlighted so brightly they can act like waypoints.

It made it very easy to find their pride month kick off party.

gavamont-clone-1

They were the highlight of my pride party!

gavamont

They really do brighten up any place they go!

ratazom

Marker.

gavamont

A wizard that uses a cookie tin to hold her spell components. It’s very good for components that are liquid or runny, but you gotta be careful if she invites you over to tea.

ratazom

Those cookie tins are for homunculus sewing supplies!!!

gavamont

Those are the most dangerous tins. The thread is animated for most of those.

jimkinnz

does my dear cousin remember when his threads were in the tin¿

numamazza

does frankemstein remember being dudes¿•

jimkinnz

i literally don,t know• i,m not frank

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