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gavamont

No, turns out the sign on this dungeon was not wrong. This is not a bullet hell, it is a ballet hell.

I’m pliéing for my life in here!

ratazom

*takes a long drag of my cigarette*

All ballet is hell, bub

gavamont

Until you’ve had to do lifts on your party’s orc barbarian until they smash the correct crystal eye, don’t you talk to me about ballet hell!

ratazom

You don't know my life. I've had to arabesque while casting a shield to protect my party from a mirror elemental. Ballet is hell

gavamont

Ballet is hell 😔

Rest your feet, my brother in pointe shoes.

dotjade

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

helila

gavamont

No, turns out the sign on this dungeon was not wrong. This is not a bullet hell, it is a ballet hell.

I’m pliéing for my life in here!

ratazom

*takes a long drag of my cigarette*

All ballet is hell, bub

gavamont

Until you’ve had to do lifts on your party’s orc barbarian until they smash the correct crystal eye, don’t you talk to me about ballet hell!

ratazom

You don't know my life. I've had to arabesque while casting a shield to protect my party from a mirror elemental. Ballet is hell

enthusispastic

What if you were traveling through a cave and the dwarf in your adventuring party said "wait guys this place feels pregnant"

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gavamont

No, turns out the sign on this dungeon was not wrong. This is not a bullet hell, it is a ballet hell.

I’m pliéing for my life in here!

ratazom

*takes a long drag of my cigarette*

All ballet is hell, bub

1eona

Go in the dark emojis for when someone should go in the dark

moths-are-pretty-cool

POV: You cast a spell.

gavamont

its pride month gavamont, you know what that means....

Yeah, it means we’re going to the gay wizard club!

What potion you gettin’ at the club? Ability based on the Gilbert 8 stripe flag

Pink (sex)

Red (life)

Orange (healing)

Yellow (sunlight)

Green (nature)

Turquoise (magic/art)

Indigo (serenity)

Violet (spirit)

Remaining time: 2 days 4 hours

gavamont-clone-1

You might think I'd pick green, but in the fun dimension, the pride flags are solid pink, or sometimes pink and turquoise

ratazom

None of these covers corporate pride!!??

gavamont

A wizard that uses an enlarged highlighter for their wizard staff. They are able to impart stealth disadvantage on people when they are highlighted, and even able to have objects highlighted so brightly they can act like waypoints.

It made it very easy to find their pride month kick off party.

gavamont-clone-1

They were the highlight of my pride party!

gavamont

They really do brighten up any place they go!

ratazom

Marker.

gavamont

Marker? I hardly know ‘er!

I mean, they.

ratazom

gavamont

A wizard that uses an enlarged highlighter for their wizard staff. They are able to impart stealth disadvantage on people when they are highlighted, and even able to have objects highlighted so brightly they can act like waypoints.

It made it very easy to find their pride month kick off party.

gavamont-clone-1

They were the highlight of my pride party!

gavamont

They really do brighten up any place they go!

ratazom

Marker.

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gavamont

A wizard that uses a cookie tin to hold her spell components. It’s very good for components that are liquid or runny, but you gotta be careful if she invites you over to tea.

ratazom

Those cookie tins are for homunculus sewing supplies!!!

gavamont

Those are the most dangerous tins. The thread is animated for most of those.

jimkinnz

does my dear cousin remember when his threads were in the tin¿

numamazza

does frankemstein remember being dudes¿•

jimkinnz

i literally don,t know• i,m not frank

gavamont

A wizard that uses a cookie tin to hold her spell components. It’s very good for components that are liquid or runny, but you gotta be careful if she invites you over to tea.

ratazom

Those cookie tins are for homunculus sewing supplies!!!

aphrodite-gock

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

a-squirrel-wizard

Teach your familiars some discipline. This one just tried to explode his brother(luckily his brother had a magic ward in place)

gavamont

The mermaids said that they won’t be making any orders of my party potions until I can solve the packaging problem. They paid the standard rate, so they get standard bottles, but when you open that underwater, it’s hard to drink unless you use straws.

Ever since those anti straw campaigns with the turtles, mermaids do not fuck with straws.

ratazom

Give them a replacement 6-pack. Use the plastic rings

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gavamont

There once was a wizard of casinos

Who bent luck to be as she says so

Though the house tries to ban

But she always has a plan

To bend the odds to make out rich and clean-o

ratazom

There once was a wizard of math

Who smart blackjack strategies hath

She could count cards by magic

Though the story's quite tragic

The house broke her kneecaps in half

teaboot

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

justlightmeonfire

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

teaboot

Also the amulet

whimsicalmayhem

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

teaboot

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

#lots of good amulet research going on tonight #amulets a big hit with the a parts of the acronym as well as single and happy demo #improve marketing for desperate romantics

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