My Blorbo is aromantic / asexual. They’re not interested in romance
During an inappropriate moment. Like a funeral or a life-or-death situation
They’d only confess if they were dying or their love interest was dying
They’d ask someone else to confess for them
They’d confess only via a text message, a love letter or a phone call
Not in person. They’d send gifts, chocolate, or a bouquet to the love interest
They’d only confess if they were drunk / high / intoxicated—then forget about it
Caveman style. They’d kidnap their love interest and claim them as their own
They’d say it so nonchalantly that their love interest almost didn’t catch it
They’d set the scene first, a very romantic scene, before they confessed
They’d blurt it out during a fight or a heated argument with their love interest
They would not say “love” directly, they’d say things like “I can’t lose you”