ringmaster of the shitshow

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

her daughters got the whooping cough?

i brake and let the children cross?

generally speaking, the cooler and better your offline political activities are, the more important it becomes that you do not post about it on your personal social media acconts

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

it's ai i ahte verything

im buying a cowboy painting from a thrift store and making. it better with a *handpainted* dinosaur ai will not take this joy from me