Can i breathe please

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

Y'all hear about this nuance stuff

I've heard mixed things.

Oh so it sucks then, and you hate it

QUILT??!?!?!?!?!??

Cuntrapposto.

Cuntrapusso

not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.

Sometimes I see art and think to myself "You know, that was an excellent use of that person's time." and nod sagely.

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

GJJGJRKGNH THE MUSIC GOES UNDERWATER WITH THE TURTLE

sound on sound on sound on

One of the most fucked up parts of America’s for-profit medical system and insurance often being tied to your work is that you cannot work if you are sick and if you are not working, you have no insurance. People are fired in the middle of cancer treatment or a severe mental health episode and suddenly there is no way to pay the hospital and buy the medicine you need. Republicans will outright say “You don’t deserve free healthcare if you’re lazy and unemployed.” anytime someone mentions this, actively ignoring the fact that you often cannot work when you are sick and shouldn’t be forced to work when you’re sick to be able to afford to get better.

okay, and lastly Any Other Business? no? right, meeting adjourned, time for the cuddlepile

How many cuckchairs does a person need, jesus

The Cuck Counsel will decide your fate

look your dream demons get tired and wanna sit down sometimes

The Lady of the Lake’s (canonical) motivation for stealing baby Lancelot was that he was the most beautiful baby in the world. He was the prince of (and presumed heir to) a kingdom that had just been annexed and his father had just died of grief while fleeing but the Lady of the Lake spirited Lancelot away while his mother wept over the corpse of his father because he was cute. No other reason. His pretty privilege saved his life for the first time in infancy and went on to stop and cause wars.