i,m a homunculus' sir

It probably means nothing. But I’ll just avoid cinnamon flavored cocktails when I come over to borrow stuff that Ratazom is totally okay with.

Need me to reach anything from the high shelves while I’m in the kitchen? Ratazom said you can have whatever you want.

(⁠✯෴⁠ ✯⁠)

I know that look. You’re getting the Good Bone Marrow.

adn mee too¡!

It probably means nothing. But I’ll just avoid cinnamon flavored cocktails when I come over to borrow stuff that Ratazom is totally okay with.

Need me to reach anything from the high shelves while I’m in the kitchen? Ratazom said you can have whatever you want.

(⁠✯෴⁠ ✯⁠)

It probably means nothing. But I’ll just avoid cinnamon flavored cocktails when I come over to borrow stuff that Ratazom is totally okay with.

You can keep a hundred boys in jars or whatever it is that Chappell Roan said

reminds me of my childhood•

Okay so I decided to mix copies of myself with other potions to see what happens which is something I maybe should have tried a long time ago or actually maybe I shouldn't have because the me that I mixed with a healing potion is kind of growing out of control and I'm not sure how to stop it or what to do about it?

i,m quite good at digestion' it could be argued that i do it professionally• if that doesn,t work for you' i understand• just thought i,d offer•

he pays me with uhh room and board i guess• and i do help him by digesting some things• among other things' i save him lots of money on waste management services•

Huh. As a slime, I'm pretty good at digesting things too... I guess that's something we have in common.

i,ll drink to that• but i won,t drink you• (^⁠_⁠^⁠)/⁠¯¥

Okay so I decided to mix copies of myself with other potions to see what happens which is something I maybe should have tried a long time ago or actually maybe I shouldn't have because the me that I mixed with a healing potion is kind of growing out of control and I'm not sure how to stop it or what to do about it?

i,m quite good at digestion' it could be argued that i do it professionally• if that doesn,t work for you' i understand• just thought i,d offer•

he pays me with uhh room and board i guess• and i do help him by digesting some things• among other things' i save him lots of money on waste management services•

Okay so I decided to mix copies of myself with other potions to see what happens which is something I maybe should have tried a long time ago or actually maybe I shouldn't have because the me that I mixed with a healing potion is kind of growing out of control and I'm not sure how to stop it or what to do about it?

i,m quite good at digestion' it could be argued that i do it professionally• if that doesn,t work for you' i understand• just thought i,d offer•

This is why I periodically pour in a potion of "turn other potions into ecstasy"

And I'll endeavor to keep adding hiccup juice to the mix every once in a while!

i,ll get around to it sometime ¯⁠\⁠_⁠༼⁠ᴼ⁠ل͜⁠ᴼ⁠༽⁠_⁠/⁠¯

it's punk to lay eggs

There is a large creature that is sneaking about in the whispering woods, but I haven’t made out its true form yet. It’s got the wings of an eagle, the tail of a wolf, the head of a boar, and roared like a boar. I don’t know what this chimeric creature could be, but I’m sure it has nothing to do with the borderline expired deli sides I’ve been eating.

(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

Have you been getting into the spare parts shed again, you scarlet scamp? ☺️

Well pass the pesto and turn on a music video playlist, I’m in for a good night!

ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ

Okay so I decided to mix copies of myself with other potions to see what happens which is something I maybe should have tried a long time ago or actually maybe I shouldn't have because the me that I mixed with a healing potion is kind of growing out of control and I'm not sure how to stop it or what to do about it?

There is a large creature that is sneaking about in the whispering woods, but I haven’t made out its true form yet. It’s got the wings of an eagle, the tail of a wolf, the head of a boar, and roared like a boar. I don’t know what this chimeric creature could be, but I’m sure it has nothing to do with the borderline expired deli sides I’ve been eating.

(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

Have you been getting into the spare parts shed again, you scarlet scamp? ☺️

There is a large creature that is sneaking about in the whispering woods, but I haven’t made out its true form yet. It’s got the wings of an eagle, the tail of a wolf, the head of a boar, and roared like a boar. I don’t know what this chimeric creature could be, but I’m sure it has nothing to do with the borderline expired deli sides I’ve been eating.

(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

✨So let Wizard Alexa get this straight. You befriended a wizard named Ziw and created a spell called xeladra just so you could give the command "Wizard Alexa, xeladra Ziw" and it would actually mean something.✨ ✨Wizard Alexa understands that you like palindromes but honestly that seems like a lot of highly contrived effort for not much of a result.✨

was worth a try• ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

✨It does technically work; Wizard Alexa just doesn't think it was worth all the setup.✨

for you maybe

✨So let Wizard Alexa get this straight. You befriended a wizard named Ziw and created a spell called xeladra just so you could give the command "Wizard Alexa, xeladra Ziw" and it would actually mean something.✨ ✨Wizard Alexa understands that you like palindromes but honestly that seems like a lot of highly contrived effort for not much of a result.✨

was worth a try• ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

I just got that new spicy ramen kit! Can you promise this time to at least not use the ultra hot pepper paste to draw glyphs on my face and body?

That’s the most thoughtful thing I’ve ever seen from Warren.

Yeah thanks, roomie! Those glyphs are going to serve him well during the move as he puppets your body through painful arcane processes

Even after I offered the wagon! And that’s bombardier beetle guts! You had to pick a bug that would burn!