i,m a homunculus' sir

Mario and me wear matching shoes because we care about each other.

If they make breakfast cereal, they should also make lunch cereal and dinner cereal.

i believe they call those porridge and gruel' or some such•

none of these facts are fun :c

Before I try this smoothie, how much used battery is in it? My doctor told me I need to cut back on those.

Daniel better stay out of the amulet market...

I sold it. I could tell it had a pretty good curse. Game recognize game, but I'm not falling for my own best hits.

Oh well, I’ll get you some other way. Like buying discontinued candies from the dollar store.

truly heinous•

I was still in there when you laid the curse! I’m fighting for my life against these ghosts and ghouls!

Go to the gay bar next time 🙄 serves you right. It's June, you dummy

Just can’t expect good sense from Red House.

Why are you trying to ruin queerness so much? You’re making me straight with shit like this.

It could be worse. At least my evil, soul-sucking corporation is queer owned!

and operated¡

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

He couldn’t shell out for better mix ins that would stop the madness?

that is actually the desired effect• as with many of master,s products•

On a completely unrelated note- Gav, would you like to come over for brunch tomorrow?

Sorry, I’m busy… alphabetizing my… emeralds.

the letter e has many mysterious properties•••

He couldn’t shell out for better mix ins that would stop the madness?

that is actually the desired effect• as with many of master,s products•

14•2℅ of all homunculi also get a damage bonus• you can double that if lust homunculi are open to new experiences•

A remember losin' ma baby beard like it was yesterday...

Hey mutuals can I give you my spores

Reblog if mutuals can give you their spores

Thing-Is saying the moon would make a pretty bad homunculus as you cannot tell it to remove goblin corpses from the wizard tower floor or to maim that guy over there

yes' that,s true• and she never eats any gnomes {that i know of}• but she is a homunculus sometimes anyway•

A wizard that uses a cookie tin to hold her spell components. It’s very good for components that are liquid or runny, but you gotta be careful if she invites you over to tea.

Those cookie tins are for homunculus sewing supplies!!!

Those are the most dangerous tins. The thread is animated for most of those.

does my dear cousin remember when his threads were in the tin¿

does frankemstein remember being dudes¿•

i literally don,t know• i,m not frank

A wizard that uses a cookie tin to hold her spell components. It’s very good for components that are liquid or runny, but you gotta be careful if she invites you over to tea.

Those cookie tins are for homunculus sewing supplies!!!

Those are the most dangerous tins. The thread is animated for most of those.

does my dear cousin remember when his threads were in the tin¿