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@iampikachuhearmeroar

30 and living in the land of oz. a pretentious crazy cat woman, miscellaneous music, the internet. i spend like 98% of my time on tumblr, and thus i have no social life and have become incredibly boring. wanna know more? click the "about me" button above this. and for considering followers: follow at your own risk.

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absolutewifey

Do You Wipe Your Ass Every Time You Poop

Yes. 100% of the time. Provided there is toilet paper available.

No. Not 100% of the time. If toilet paper is available I sometimes choose not to

Remaining time: 2 days 10 hours

I just learned something I find absolutely disgusting about my boyfriend and I am fucking nauseous about it but need to get him peer reviewed before I completely loose my mind because I am so afraid of over reacting.

godpup

HEY CAN EVERYONE TELL SHEILA THAT THIS IS NOT AN OVERREACTION AND THAT THIS IS INSANE AND YOU NEED TO LEAVE HIM YESTERDAY

ivy-michaels

GIRL, DUMP HIM

loth-caatgirl

GIRL KILL HIM

iwilleatyourenglish

girl do not be guilt tripped by a man mudbutting through god's green earth

#where's speechprof lol

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byjove

what the fuck dude that’s an evil thing for a mushroom to do

loveridden1999

damn i will always be that sad little girl huh

loveridden1999

#life #about me #lol me

dragon-in-a-fez

personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud

apolladay

If you could have one of these for the rest of your life, which would it be?

Chauffeur

Private chef

Housekeeper

Live-in Nanny

Personal Stylist/MUA

Fitness coach/trainer

If you could have one of these for the rest of your life, which would it be?

Chauffeur

Private chef

Housekeeper

Live-in Nanny

Personal Stylist/MUA*

Fitness coach/trainer

Remaining time: 5 days 21 hours

* make up artist

#private chef bc i hate cooking #but a personal stylist would be fun #a personal MUA would be great for job interviews so i can get better paying jobs tbh #also for the MUA i'd finally go to auditions for acting lol #a chauffeur would be fucking GREAT bc i get SO FUCKING STRESSED with parking #i would like a live in personal trainer as well bc i never do workouts or fitness and i NEED to start doing that esp strength training

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optimysticals

Bless this ad.

nudityandnerdery

The Facebook post from them is even less subtle

#viva la q tag 2026

speedlimit15

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

speedlimit15

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

#viva la q tag 2026

faemorrigan

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

faemorrigan

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

#viva la q tag 2026

tiktoksthataregood-ish

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asherrr3r

sorry for being(remembers this is my blog and i don’t have to apologize for talking about anything) Extrememly Sexy. And Cool.

#tumblr is legit my fucking life now #lol me #viva la q tag 2026

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headspace-hotel

Here's an idea about why kids are so anxious and depressed all the time...the environments kids are in most of the time are very stressful and don't fulfill their needs for play, rest, proper variety of foods, positive social opportunities, and freedom from fear pain punishment etc

#life #about me #im just a big kid who needs to play #if everything wasnt locked behind a paid membership or subscription etc etc then i'd be ok #viva la q tag 2026

skulandcrossbones

allyourfearsarecomingtrue

Note how she states that it was more difficult to get permits to do this shit than actually coordinate the drones.

Companies will want to do more of this, but environmental/wildlife laws make it difficult. So, they'll lobby to weaken them. Be vigilant. This woman accidentally said the quiet part loud. They won't let that happen again - this is our only warning

acekoral

Also tire iron is effective

trickstertime

A tire iron is ineffective.

Look, if someone was very irresponsible they'd look up drone parts and buy a set of 2.4GHz and 5GHz directional antennas (yagi or, not patch) and then get a set of 2.4GHz and 5Ghz noise generators (illigal almost everywhere) or look up how to make them (weirdly easy to do apparently) and then they would wait for the display to start and turn on their contraption with the antennas point towards the display. Because the drones would be communicated to from the main computer on either 2.4GHz or 5Ghz, a contraption like this would cause anything from a section, to all, of the drones losing communication and automatically landing. The fact that they waited until the display was in progress means that all that set up time would have been waisted so the rest of the show can't go ahead and they'll have to spend a few days checking everyone over.

Don't do this. it's very illigal to make a jamming device. Even though you'd be using a long range antenna so youd be safely far away and almost totally undetectable even to people beside you, especially if you hid it in a bag or small box. It's very illigal. Don't.

#USpol #viva la q tag 2026

reallyreallyreallytrying

that shit doesn't fit bro. it sticks out like a sword thumb. it's like a scared pig in a round hole

#viva la q tag 2026

binturong-of-the-day

The binturong of suspicion

#viva la q tag 2026

one-time-i-dreamt

This is a lot to unpack

#viva la q tag 2026

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