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INPRNT

#i dont go here really #but this is really good art #viva la q tag 2026

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partywithponies

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

partywithponies

Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.

#viva la q tag 2026

semusepsu

One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.

gallusrostromegalus

To be entirely fair to the pelican, I have seen humans do much, much dumber things with their infants. The park rangers in Louisiana ha e to regularly tell people to not put their babies on the ground next to the gators for a pic.

In fact, it could be argued that the peculiar grammar used by the pelican in the Put Baby In Pelican Mouth post is deliberate, like how phishers use major grammar errors in their messages so that people too smart for the scam (or smart enough to report them) ignore the emails and the scammer can focus on the most likely marks.

Regardless, the pelican is right: there is absolutely someone dumb enough to put a baby in its mouth because it asked politely. Probably dozens on that beach alone.

kyraneko

Put baby in pelican mouth for Instagram photo. Facebook photo of baby in pelican mouth for many likes and also happy asleep baby. So cute baby in pelican mouth for video on TikTok. Youtube short of baby so cute in soft pelican mouth for so many views to Youtube channel. Baby in pelican mouth challenge.

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dragosballz

movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead

inertial-reel

No but you don't understand. Rocking up to Welding class with 100% barbie pink tools is such a POWER MOVE.

"Jeremy, I'd really like my orbital sander back ^_^"

"... didn't know it was yours..."

(Legit excited, no sarcasm) "Someone ELSE has the original Box 20-Volt Brushless Cordless Detail Sander with Dust Management?!?!?!?!"

"...no..."

Teacher walking up like "Miss Woods, is that a nail file"

(Elle, blasting compressed air to get rid of the nail file sand)

"Actually, its an emery board. But yes! :D It's a finer grit than what we have, and I've always found these easier to handle"

"...Ok, fair enough."

Elle making friends with the 6 year old daughter of one of her classmates. (Child care ain't cheap, I get it. Bring your kid to class)

Elle learning how to drive a forklift/motorcycle/semi-truck

Elle giving an impromptu lecture in the break room about what gifts to give their wives/girlfriends/mothers

Fucking laser cut "bless this mess" sign on her locker (I lied. It would totally be live, laugh, laser)

Elle's car breaks down and 20+ dudes coming out to show her how to fix it. (And realizing her mechanic is ripping her off)

Every single guy in the building filled with instant despair when she gets with one of the butch lesbians in the program.

Gimme plzzz

kla1991

Proposal: She takes her car to a mechanic and it's beat for beat like the original movie scene at the dress shop, where the mechanic *tries* to rip her off and she nods along and then eviscerates her with precise technical details.

The rest of Elle's class now shun that mechanics' shop and tell everyone else to as well, so that place ends up going out of businesss, which allows someone else in the class to open up a sparkling pink and perfectly trustworthy shop of his own.

Slug by dhelling01

I bet you’ve never seen one of these things full grown

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segamascott

thesituation

runawaymarbles

*deep sigh* I guess we're doing this again. Anyway I looked up what she actually said, which was in fact about how she doesn't think getting the voting rights act restored is likely with the current congress (she's right) and THEREFORE:

Now, given the civil rights legislation’s hobbled state, minority voters will have to get “creative” and “ruthless” to ensure their full participation in democracy, Harris told Morial.

At the very least, that will mean voters will need to regularly stay on top of their voter registration statuses, to make sure they haven’t been purged. (......)

To hold the Trump administration accountable, voters should have “an agenda that is about turning out the vote in the greatest numbers we have ever seen, so that in light of and in this environment where they are cheating, we will be too big to rig,” said Harris.

If voters are able to push Democrats into controlling majorities of the U.S. House and Senate in this year’s midterms, lawmakers should be “uncompromising,” said Harris. This means revisiting policies around Electoral College votes, expanding the U.S. Supreme Court bench, and exploring statehood for Puerto Rico and D.C., she said.

TL;DR she thinks Congress isn't going to save us (no shit) so she wants to get better people in congress and then go after the electoral college and SCOTUS. You know. The things we've been begging congress to do for a decade plus????

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aerequets

IM GETTING A CATTDRTNTBE (INSHALLAH) AAAAAAAAAAA

aerequets

EVERYONE MEET PISTA

aerequets

mashallah sister pista

aerequets

Alhamdulillah sister pista has her own rug. Let's see if she uses it

alanqar-nader

when did you join tumblr? (don't vote without reblogging)

before 2010

2010-2013

2013-2016

2016-2019

after 2020

Remaining time: 3 hours 53 minutes

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alanqar-nader

Please help us. We are a family and we don't want to see any of our members die before our eyes. The situation here in Gaza is extremely difficult, the bombing never stops, and every day there are martyrs. I implore you to donate to us and give whatever you can. We urgently need 3000euros to reach our goal. Please contribute any amount and help us reach it.

hotvampireadjacent

Nader's family needs medical and psychological support due to the ongoing war in Gaza. The bombing continues, and there are daily casualties. Nader's father is battling cancer, and they desperately need money to cover his medical expenses and survive. If each of my followers donates by selling dollars, we can greatly help this family. Please donate now if you can.

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#2011 #my irl bestie had a tumblr in like 2009 or 2010 though

iluvbleeding

Agate Amethyst Geode Crystal Skull hand carved by Skullis

sartorialadventure

randomitemdrop

Item: Pigeon Shoes; a cheaper version of Flying Shoes that occasionally get distracted by bread crumbs

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hometoursandotherstuff

headspace-hotel

They sting. I got ouched by one a couple days ago. The vest is for your protection.

headspace-hotel

@phillipfancypants

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loveridden1999

my two moods these days

#lol me #unemployment be like #viva la q tag 2026

jun-hug

me since i wrote my last exam

#hello it me #viva la q tag 2026

midnightportals

Sorry, I can’t work today, the vibes are off.

#lol me leaving where i was in may #and also in the last 3 to 6 months of the traineeship job in 2022 and 2023 #viva la q tag 2026

theehorsepusssy

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kalichnikov

mspaintly

surprisebitch

this was so wild

camille-the-space-ghost

Someone explain

thefirstanomally

The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.

In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.

The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.

The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.

amishsicario

yd12k

the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy