the hellsite records

or like, look at anything far for 3 deep breaths

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."

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Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.

Hey @trunglesinperson you’ve been GIFd.

Cats!