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"Insufficiently Woomba" sounds like the name of a character named by either Terry Pratchett or Douglas Adams

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I hope you like it, @derinthescarletpescatarian , making it made me think of you
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Reading on police abolition
So, y'all got me, you've been asking me lots of asks about police abolition and restorative justice and prison abolition and honestly I have not read anything about any of this, I am not a sociologist or theorist of any kind, I'm basing it all on my learned experience and the bits and pieces I've picked up here and there and my fathomless imagination.
I've picked up a couple things to read on this topic.
Today I'm going to talk a little about my first impressions on A World Without Police: How Strong Communities Make Cops Obsolete by Geo Maher. This truly is first impressions; I am not far in this book at all. But I think I have this book's number and I don't think it's going to surprise me.
This book was published in 2021, so perhaps it was a little ahead of the curve, but it seems to me it's mostly describing what was happening in 2020/2021 (and, in fact, to be fair, the book doesn't claim to be doing much more than that).
Let's look at the table of contents:
Introduction 1. The Pig Majority 2. Who Do You Serve? Who Do You Protect? 3. The Mirage of Reform 4. Breaking Police Power 5. Building Communities Without Police 6. Self-Defense and Abolition 7. Abolish ICE, Abolish the Border Conclusion: Democracy or the Police?
This is all very telling, and what it tells me is backed up in the introduction. It draws a line from slavery and abolition of slavery and the failure of Reconstruction through the formation of police departments and the alternate methods of slavery like sharecropping and prisoner rental, and then the line sort of fuzzes out and ends at the deaths of many people of color at the hands of police today. Policing is a hammer and every social problem is a nail. We've imagined ourselves into a box where policing is the necessary fix for all ills.
All of this is correct. And then you stumble on this further (again, correct) statement:
"Today, amid a torrent of mea culpas from a Democratic Party leadership complicit in jailing its own electoral base, there is little question that mass incarceration is a "crisis" in need of radical solutions."
And let's take a pause here.
Many things are true at once in this world. This statement is largely true, except for the fact that huge chunks of the electorate and the country do not believe mass incarceration is a crisis in need of radical solutions. But, put that aside.
Has the Democratic Party leadership historically been complicit in jailing its own electoral base?
Yes. Everyone fell for the dumbass "teenage superpredator" shit in the 90s. Everyone fell for Tough On Crime. Everyone fell for the War on Drugs. And don't tell me that we couldn't know better then; we might have all the research to back it up now, but I have a book from the actual 1970s called "Radical Noninterference" which states that hey, maybe the biggest damage done to kids in the juvenile justice system is in fact the juvenile justice system. Doctors knew that treating addiction like a crime is facially idiotic until that knowledge was essentially criminalized and driven out of medical schools. All the theory was there.
But now tell me: who, exactly, is this book written for?
Because in one stroke, the author has eliminated the biggest source of possible support for these ideas. Conservatives aren't even in Maher's field of view; establishment Democrats are complicit in mass incarceration. Every paragraph here is a joyous and furious condemnation of the system. For whose ears? For a future that you think will already agree with you? Congratulations on your nothingburger. For the people who already think your way? They didn't need it!
Who is going to make these reforms happen? In 2021 and 2022 in my state we managed huge reforms. I mean, sure, see above in the table of contents re: reform and mirage; I'm well aware that reform of a broken system is putting band-aids on gunshot wounds and broken limbs. But you know what? Those make a difference. Here's a couple factoids about my state in the last five years:
The death penalty was abolished.
While most states' prison populations were going up in the years after 2020-2022, as the perceived risk from COVID was over (I know it's not over), our state's prison population was going down because of laws about early release and time calculation and probation violations.
The death penalty was abolished.
A reform to jury trial procedure vastly reduced the sentencing exposure people got if a jury found them guilty. As a result, the public defender's office I was in at the time started scheduling so many jury trials that the local courts had to book them three per day. Do you know what this means? "Standard offers" went down. We started winning not guilty verdicts. The prosecutors got scared.
Who made those reforms?
Oh, that's right... An alliance of establishment Democrats. Who were convinced of the need and who knew how to write laws and get things done. If you're going to abolish police or prisons, you have to get them on board, and you don't get people on board by telling them they're complicit in jailing their own base.
Guess what, man? We're all complicit. Everything here is designed to make the underclass invisible and designed to make us believe that the underclass is "deserving" of what they got. Everyone's got Amazon Prime or gets stuff at Walmart or likes Starbucks or whatever.
I think texts with attitudes like this are self-defeating. They confine the knowledge and understanding to the people who already know and understand. They make it okay to hate everyone and, potentially, given the titles of the chapters, dismiss any efforts at reform as inherently illusory, pacifying for the crowd, inadequate for real change.
And, on top of that, they're missing the connection. Don't get me wrong, there is a direct line from slavery and Jim Crow to mass incarceration to police violence. But I don't think anyone outside the justice system understands how it works moment by moment. The honest to fuck ubiquitous and constant pressure of state violence on every single aspect of the system. This is why protestors (and people who are not normally in contact with the criminal justice system) get shocked when they come up against completely normal arrest and jail conditions which courts have already said don't violate any rights. There's no real understanding of how our legal rights have been dismantled already in the interest of the war on drugs.
Because of that, people writing these books can't explain to the uneducated how the road from slavery and colonialism connects to the cops that they see on TV helping people.
Anyway, maybe I do know some stuff about this, or maybe I am Talking Out My Ass. As always, don't take what I say as gospel; decide for yourself.
stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household
I mean
We legit do this at my house. If whoever's supposed to be cooking just has too much going on, we genuinely use the term "fend night" for nobody's actually cooking dinner, find what you can in the kitchen when you get hungry.

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one thing that bothers me about furries is theres just a portion of them who will enjoy anything (literally) as long as it has furries in it and thats kinda....weird
like ive come across furries who enjoy ai slop just as long as its furry and its weird how low the bar can go
also not sure if other fandoms or communities have this problem but sometimes furries just have no sense of personal space and will just reply to a post about idk food with a nude of themself or some suggestive text and its like....."well okay. anyways".
like i dont get what kind of mental illness plagues furries under 25 but its certainly something
From what I've observed, any community that is disproportionately neurodivergent (kink, poly, pagan, MTG player, etc) tends to develop a visible subset that is bad at social appropriateness and starved for attention (correlation? causation? who knows) who will behave like this. As a corollary, I posit that any group that doesn't run its freaks out for being freaks will see freaks acting freaky unless it implements an intentional and enforceable policy of gatekeeping access behind an acculturation process that explicitly trains newcomers on the expectations around this kind of thing.
god it must be so embarrassing to be Descartes after he stopped existing
He wouldn't think so
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I definitely make spaghetti sauce extremely wrong but I'm not going to stop
Chop 1 onion and put it in a pot.
Add 1 or 2 cans of diced tomatoes. Whatever makes the ratio of onion look right.
Add a ridiculous amount of frozen peas. Peas should make up a notable portion of this sauce.
Add frozen corn also if you wanna be real fancy. If I have bacon, I'll add that too, but I very rarely have bacon.
Cook on HIGH.
While sauce is cooking, grab the nearest bottle of mixed spices that isn't obviously for desserts. Add some. How much? I dunno, enough that you feel like you've added seasoning so it's technically cooking. (For me this is most often a mix called Moroccan, but it could be anything. I've reorganised my kitchen recently so tonight it was something called Pizza Topping.)
If you happen to have green herbs lying around, add those too. Whatever you have on hand that's green.
Let the sauce boil on HIGH until all the water is gone. Stir occasionally so the saucepan will be easier to clean later. Serve on cooked spaghetti noodles with no cheese.
Today I added a new step called "while the sauce is cooking, duck out for 15 seconds to post about spaghetti sauce on Tumblr, then get distracted and forget you are cooking." This adds a novel Extremely Burnt edge to the flavour profile.
I am not Italian, or of Italian descent by *any* stretch of the imagination.
I am also not one of those "cooking purists", who believes that everything must be done in a specific/ traditional way (unless you are making a cooking video with the title "how to make x" in which case if you don't specify mid video that your way is not traditional god help you).
I am a firm believer in "If it tastes good, then it is correct for you".
Except in this case.
This hurts every cooking bone in my body. The latent ancestors in my soul. The judgmental elf in my brain just bit a cyanide capsule.
Why? The spices. Using a different spice mix every time, based on what is ready at hand just ... hurts.
Absolurl I deranged, Derin. Food crimes.
I don't know what sweating the onions means
It means. It means you cook em a little in a pan with a bit of oil first.
A pan? How many dishes do you want me to have to wash here?
I mean you can also do it in the same pot you're making the spaghetti sauce in! The important thing is the onions get a little cooked before the wet stuff goes in, so they're not so wet and limp and boiled....
Honestly this depends entirely on whether I remember to chop an onion first or I find the can opener for the tomatoes first. The ingredients go in in whatever order they go in.
Derin who hurt you
A pack of wild chefs herded my mother off a cliff
did ur mum get 2021 cruellaed
Yeah and now I'm in a war against food. I have to hunt down and kill Remy next.
I don't think you'll catch him. I think he'll smell that horrible sauce from miles afar and will run in the opposite direction. Jesus Christ Derin they sell sauce in jars you don't have to live like this.
I'm not buying that stuff I am a fancy chef
ok but that is still severely a food crime. a different one now but.
beans???
BEANS ARE A NORMAL FOOD
Also if you put in a tin of beans then you don't need the peas any more, and you were all super upset about the peas. It doesn't have to be kidney beans, sometimes I use cannellini or butterbeans or a four bean mix. If I'm feeling fancy.
Derin that's no longer sauce, you're making a (fucked up) chili and adding pasta at the end
I'm not good enough at spices to call anything I make chilli
Honestly, it sounds a lot like Cincinnati Chili:
Something about the focus of this photo makes the spring onion look photoshopped on.
But yeah I make this, but with more tomato and beans replacing the meat.
Yeah, that's chili mac. Absolutely fine dish. I like a decent splash of worcestershire sauce in mine.

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this question is pissing me off bcz obviously i use a timer while cooking??? everyone does??? like idk that many fully abled ppl but did i miss out on that thing non-disabled ppl can do where they always know how much time’s passed down to the second and never ever get distracted or think they’ll get distracted? what am i missing here that makes a kitchen timer a disability aid and more importantly is it something that i need? (in a magical way that abled ppl don’t)
I rarely use a timer when cooking. For things I know well, I carry an internal sense of when I should start checking to see if it's done. For things that don't require constant attention but do take a certain time, i can look at a clock and mark the start, and just count from there to know when to come back. For people with dyscalculia, time-blindness, or other similar conditions, the timer becomes a required disability aid rather than (what it is for me) a convenience for when I just don't feel like paying that close attention. This is particularly common with ADHD and BPD, in my experience with family members and current and previous partners.
I think we need to kill the sentiment that people lose their right to personhood once they do something bad enough
I don't know who needs to hear this but you need to stop dehumanising people even if those people are "abusers" or "creeps" because you need to understand that you are not immune to doing something equally as bad
Abusers and creeps are not some species of especially heinous animal or alien or monster wearing the face of a human. They're people. And you NEED to drill it into your head that they are people because you NEED to remember that people are capable of doingn heinous shit. And you are a person. And your loved ones are people.
By emotionally classifying people who have done heinous things as subhuman filth incapable of thinking and feeling and acting just like you and me, and by using that emotional dehumanization as a reason to deny those people any compassion or support on a systemic level, you risk becoming blind to abuse/violence perpetrated by someone close to you or even yourself. Because if "abusers don't deserve rights", then you won't ever want to admit or accept that you or a loved one is perpetrating abuse, and that makes stopping the abuse or preventing further abuse much harder. This is how you end up excuaing abusive behaviour on the grounds that, since you don't see someone as a disgusting subhuman pile of garbage therefore they can't possibly be An Abuser, Trademark
And here'a the even harder pill to swallow: since the world isn't split into "abusers" and "good people", in the same way you or someone you love can inflict abuse/violence on others, the people who HAVE inflicted abuse/violence on others can, in fact, change and become better people
There is no bottomless chasm of moral uncleanliness that someone can run off and fall into and get stuck in forever. People can do better. Yes, even those people. You HAVE to accept this. Otherwise not only is there no motivation for anyone to try and do better (which is when people become stuck in a cycle of violence and abuse they don't want to escape), but your idea of a perfect justice system doesn't look any different from Literal Christian Hell. And I HOPE you understand that Literal Christian Hell is, to put it very lightly, not a good justice system.
important that you never forgive ice agents, ever. even years after all this is over (and I do believe we will make it out on the other side, alive and for the better,) they live in shame and disgrace forever. no excuses, no forgiveness. they ruined their own lives when they decided that human freedom and liberty was an acceptable sacrifice for a paycheck
Amazing how many of you claim to believe in restorative justice and then spout shit like this.
The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.
I will not fear. Fear is the Project killer. Fear is the little procrastination that brings on total abandonment

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oh boy oh boy I sure hope it has opinions about american football
Me n the mutuals
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