twice as many stars

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

when your liege sends a whole ass squire for a message that could have been a homing pigeon

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

Happy MAR10 day, how is this paper only a year old?

The Mammal and the Reptile is a literary masterpiece.

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

huge fan of when characters love each other and are closely bonded in an explicitly nonromantic way. however ☝️ i am very much not a huge fan of what happens when characters like this are introduced to fandom

friendship is literally all about being inconvenienced. ask a favour of me. need my help. i want to go out of my way for you

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

not being attracted to men in fandom is really isolating sometimes

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

Keep salting the wound I'm close