✨ star-crossed lizards 🦎

1) went to urgent care yesterday and they couldn't find anything. Assumed it was period cramps. Gave me ibuprofen and a muscle relaxer and sent me on my way. They Did Not Work.

2) went to the hospital earlier. They gave me an X-ray and an ultrasound to make sure nothing was wrong with me. Also couldn't find anything, but they suspected that if I did have a kidney stone that it could have already passed. Gave me a different pain med and sent me on my way. Five hours later, I get a message saying there was a sign of infection in my sample.

I love being AFAB /s

I'm gonna die of embarrassment fuck.

I told them I was sorry for the confusion, but even so 😭

If your first response to someone asking a genuine question about a process or a source is "Google is free" or "Google is your friend," genuinely go fuck yourself.

One, it costs literally nothing to be nice and give someone the jist of it, something to go off of so they can look it up at some point if they so choose; two, Google is rife with AI-generated bullshit and inconsistencies, especially in this day and age; three, not everyone lives online.