✨ star-crossed lizards 🦎

I mean, he's already a Gym Leader, and he has a second job, so he can't really go with me everywhere, unfortunately.

can't believe people are buying trash, like literal garbage picked up from the streets bc it was in close proximity to a billionaires wedding. we have entirely lost the plot.

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

who is Electric Bill and why do we all have to keep paying him

This user wants their f/o to cuddle them to sleep

Yes I do :3

I'd do the same for him too 💕

Oh my goddddd

being an antiblack person of color is so embarrassing, like y’all really let white people get into your heads and convince you that Black people are the problem and not them. i feel bad for the Black people in your communities that are forced to share air and space with y’all.

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes