Quiche :)

when your liege sends a whole ass squire for a message that could have been a homing pigeon

walked into a cafe in chicago and it looked like everyone was working on their laptops but upon closer inspection they were all either in dialog with anime elf girls or doodling in ms paint

talked to someone at work today who said he’s interning at a farm incubator program and when i asked what that was he just described sharecropping

I told my mom my band was playing a concert at a comic shop and she asked if that was cringe

nobody says “hey wise guy” or “what’s the big idea” anymore…reflects the sorry state of wisdom and big ideas in general

just invented a cigarette you can smoke from both ends and kiss in the middle

getting an egg tooth body mod to represent my youthful vigor