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do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*

from like 9 to 12 i would try to fall asleep by ‘making’ a new seinfeld episode in my head. i would open with a jerry seinfeld standup bit that was almost nonsense (its not like i can write standup like he can at 10 years old) and then it would be jerry and george arguing about a girlfriend i made up with some kind of pointless issue (”she wears bigger pants than me, jerry! everyones gonna know, who wears the pants!”) and then kramer would walk in. by that time id be almost out

I should also say i was ‘typing’ out the dialogue with my hands as if they were on a keyboard, but my hands were across my chest like a vampire

the summer of saying hi

someone made a dnd 5e conversion of like a Ton of monster hunter monsters that I’m using as a bit of reference for cloudsea but I gotta be honest. the cr rankings for these guys fucking sucks.

the author put in so much effort and I gotta commend that but also in WHAT WORLD is lunastra cr 12. BEOTODUS IS CR 12.

DO YOU THINK THAT BECAUSE IN GAME YOU FIGHT BEOTODUS IN MASTER RANK THAT IN UNIVERSE ITS ON THE LEVEL OF LUNASTRA?? FUCKING LUNASTRA?????

someone made a dnd 5e conversion of like a Ton of monster hunter monsters that I’m using as a bit of reference for cloudsea but I gotta be honest. the cr rankings for these guys fucking sucks.

the author put in so much effort and I gotta commend that but also in WHAT WORLD is lunastra cr 12. BEOTODUS IS CR 12.