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ive never had a blond man get me this good before in my life. am I a bad person

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ate-a-chili

You cast your line into the murky depths.

Trout 1 has shunned your worm!

Trout 2 has shunned your worm!

Trout 5 has shunned your worm!

Trout 8 has shunned your worm!

Trout 7 has shunned your worm!

Trout 3 has shunned your worm!

Trout 5 has eaten a snail.

Trout 9 has shunned your worm!

Trout 10 has shunned your worm!

Trout 11 has shunned your worm!

cintailed

in the aviary. straight up “watching it bourst into flames” . and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. my phoenits.

adhdxxsdiary

axolotlandalite

#I think abt this post a lot

ytumamatambien2001

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

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griipysockgang-deactivated20241

You’re either meowing with me or meowing against me

stingchronicity

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

#THE HUMBLE POTATO #but also broccoli and brussel sprouts and I’ve been getting into asparagus lately

whumpydaydreams

"everyone's a little autistic"

not true

rude actually

minimizing a disability

"everyone's a little weird"

true

human brains are very different

not diagnosing random people

works for neurotypicals too

sheaymin

sony cutting off physical discs while also implementing a system that doesnt allow you to actually own ur digital games due to that 30 day verification whatever not to mention outside of gaming for the past few years sony has stopped producing on physical formats which is insane because THEY developed nearly every format every company uses( dvd, bluray, cd, etc ) so they have the biggest hand on production leaving a vacuum now that theyve stopped plus being absolutely shady with their digital marketplaces most recent example w/ pulling studio canal conent & the funimation / crunchyroll merger still has missing anime never added back to the app the shut down of multiple studios + the end of destiny 2 despite wanting to focus on live service which is just code for focusing on gta6's online mode & nothing else like adding the years upon years upon years of extra added shady sony horsepiss not just playstation but sony as a whole the fuck am i expected to spend a SINGLE dime with them again

sheaymin

adding to the "you dont hate sony enough" they also announced today they are shutting down the ps3 & psvita digital marketplaces so fuck preservation of games for older consoles ig !!

cat-diagnosis

Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

fuckthisbjrdplease

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

cat-diagnosis

Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing.

#cats #posts of all time

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deadsetagainst

australian sour patch kids have gluten in them i am truly at my fucking limit im crashing out im waging war against wheat idgaf anymore

amvs

oh is that one of those things where ableist companies put in traces of common allergens so they can just avoid the cost of making it safe

deadsetagainst

WHAT

amvs

A trend we predicted in 2016 continues.

US based but it’s similar reasons in other countries. and of course many companies have international locations. idk if that’s why it’s happening with sour patch kids but this is a thing

rosetintmyworld84

I cannot even explain how ANGRY I am at this.

My nephew is very allergic to eggs, peanuts, tree nuts, and sesame. Last year my sister discovered all hot dogs and hamburger buns now contain sesame. Not "may contain", but listed in the ingredients. This year basically every brand of sliced bread also now contains sesame, making it very difficult to find bread items he can eat.

They're just adding it to their products, so they can just list it as an ingredient and not bother with worrying about cross contamination. And they aren't even bothering with telling anyone. Capitalism is going to kill us all.

"Which brings us back to Kellogg’s. Back in 2016, the company found a way around the added burden and expense of complying with the FSMA: they simply began adding trace amounts of peanut flour to their cracker products. Doing so allowed them to list peanuts as an ingredient of the product, freeing them from having to prevent cross-contact.

At the time, Kellogg’s notified Food Allergy Research and Education (FARE) about the impending change and left it to them to warn the allergic community. In this case, Pearson’s didn’t even bother as near as we can tell."

cossackia

The Timeless Trilogy

pebleeee-deactivated20151227

im happy they worked it out

the-rom-man

I need updates on this

are they still bffs?

cossackia

#draw the guys

swaggie2dope

went to trader joe’s today and my cashier handed me my 2.55 in change and pointed at the clock which read 2:55 and said “look at that. that’s liquid time… serendipity… have a nice ride”

doctorbluesmanreturns

certified-muppet-posts

certified muppets post

tiktoksthataregood-ish

mod2amaryllis

this is the Phoenix zoo, she's got plenty of outdoor space 👍

I'll also say she looks super healthy and happy in that video so she probably loves her cool concrete room #myconkrete

#video #tiger tag

sibillascribbles08

It's Agender Pride Day, here's some personal art from me

ID in alt text

sibillascribbles08

Happy Agender Pride Day (again). A year ago I drew this personal comic in celebration to air out some feelings and well, it getting to 10K within a year was NOT an expectation I had.

And while it drew the attention of some unfortunate individuals (who were promptly blocked) I couldn't really regret it given the massive amounts of responses from folks who sympathize and relate to this (whether they be agender or another nonbinary identity) and a few folks who even learned something about themselves from it.

Here's to all the agender folks out there! And our nonbinary siblings who understand these woes. And an additional shoutout to the folks who use it/its, no pronouns, and neo pronouns.

#mm.

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c3rvida3

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

dicaeopolis

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

dicaeopolis

a small rhythmic motion: is happening

us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible

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