UNAUTHORIZED FUCKING THING

being a megalograptus must have sucked because what if you wanted to kiss another megalograptus but you had 50000 spines

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation

we are NOT bringing 4chan incel terminology to this site, take that "foid" out of your post and go wash your blog out with soap

the memeification of fascism is a proven method of perpetuating and instilling it in other people. Layers of irony will not protect you once you adopt racist, sexist, ableist, transphobic terminology into your lexicon. you'll be acknowledging and nursing the mindsets and connotations borne of those words.

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

imgonna throw up laughing theres a cat outside my apartment complex and i was trying to get a picture of my hand on him for size comparison and my phone decided im the whitest person ever like literally #FFFFF 0% saturation 100% lightness i put it in my art program and color dropped itthis is so funny why . Why did this happen

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

Superhero in 60's comic: Jack Anjil was chopping a tree when a truck of chemicals crashed and spilled on him. This caused him to be fused together with his axe. He is now Lumberjack. Same character by modern day: A cosmic force known as the Tool shed which connects everyone with tool based powers made that chemical spill happen because it chose for Jack to be fused with his axe.

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS