UNAUTHORIZED FUCKING THING

me immediately after hanging out with someone: was i Weird and Cringe. do i need to be imprisoned

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

If they ever do a second season of the Among Us cartoon they 100% need to riff on how the kill animations in the source material imply that there are multiple unrelated types of impostors and play it up like it's another alien body-snatcher situation, then the actual killer turns out to be, like, a guy with a knife.

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

My faceblindness is JUST enough that I'm not certain if this is Hugh Laurie or just a scruffy white guy with blue eyes but he's DEFINITELY doing the Hugh Laurie mouth thing so I'm about 70% certain it is

No that's definitely Hugh Laurie.

HIJK is not my personal favorite part of the alphabet song but i appreciate the artistry. it is the sort of labored uphill climb that lends itself to the free downhill spillage of LMNOP. each letter is like an effortful punctuation of an iron pick into the mountain side as you hoist your way up. you can almost hear the shrill of each strike chafing