UNAUTHORIZED FUCKING THING

@remoncat

as much as I love badass characters pushing through pain to fight, I also love when they hit a point where they just can't. something structural is wrong or broken, so they can't stand. their muscles are simply too weak and overworked to hold them up. their bloody hands slip off the handles of their weapons, they can't aim through their vertigo or tunneling vision, they shake from blood loss or exhaustion even if not from fear. they've just reached their limit, and no amount of willpower will change that!

writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse

maybe I’m greedy but I don’t want the tumblr sexyman poll to kill mitch mcconnell he’s already on the way out. I think we can dream bigger. what if it kills him

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

everyone wants to get fucked or eaten or captured by a dragon. but what if the dragon wants to get fucked or eaten or captured. what then

are you making your dragon comptop

I hate gamers…

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

this event is cancelled

i like when you're petting an animal on the head and then remove your hand and then the animal puts their snout under your hand and flips your hand back onto the top of their head like they're a spatula with a burger patty. so far i have evidence that cats do this and that dogs do this. what else can i learn about this world...?

No one knows if finishing a drawing is possible