UNAUTHORIZED FUCKING THING

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You laid dog eggs!!! Yaaaaaay!!

You stole dog eggs

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

had a dream about a movie called Shmurgy. it was like a gritty 90s punk teen coming of age movie but there were also muppet style puppets. like human sized but with felt heads and hands. The main character was named shmurgy and he was pink with a spiky purple mohawk and a leather jacket. Also it was violent. like muppets were getting shot and bleeding out. and it was called Shmurgy

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon