UNAUTHORIZED FUCKING THING

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

communities should have a cute little 'block all members' button i think it would really help to bring the feature into the 21st century

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

there's art inside me trying to get out

there's farts inside me trying to get out

me immediately after hanging out with someone: was i Weird and Cringe. do i need to be imprisoned

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

If they ever do a second season of the Among Us cartoon they 100% need to riff on how the kill animations in the source material imply that there are multiple unrelated types of impostors and play it up like it's another alien body-snatcher situation, then the actual killer turns out to be, like, a guy with a knife.

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters