Sexy Queer Thomas

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23

once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing “more school” [university] and she asked “why haven’t you found anyone to marry then”

We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says “wait you’re a STUDENT??”

I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, “That’s not true, you’re my age”

our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated ‘i’m all teached now. i don’t need to be teached anymore. i’m done of being teached.’

once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, “Does that mean you don’t have to bring an adult with you to the pool?”

My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and said “does that mean she is married now?”

I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neice’s argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.

I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for Halloween and this little boy goes, “ooh I know! A pickle! You’d be such a good pickle”

One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked “Do you have a boy?” I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said “Well, you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next month!”

*finishes reading a full book in 3 hours* who am i

your favourite character from said book now next question

under constant current electrolysis, how many coulombs would be required to reduce 2 mol of Cu to metallic copper?

386,000 coulombs next question?

a farmer plants 54 crops of broccoli and 32 crops of carrot. what is the probablity his neighbor's name is jessica?

the probability is around 818 066/382 200 000 or around 0,2 if he lives in the united states. next question

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I feel like grace was in such a rush to turn that ship around and hightail it back to rocky that he was indiscriminate about what data he sent back. just shoved it all into the beetle probes, just to realize ‘ok so 20% of that data is scientific breakthroughs to save the world……..80% me and rocky’s movie reviews. and I def forgot to delete the fifteen minute long dance off. hm.’

So telling that when Skye is shot and dying, it’s May who goes rogue to beat the crap out of Quinn. Not Ward, her SO who blames himself. Not Coulson who sees so much potential in her. Not Fitz who gave her the last Night Night gun to try and protect her. Not Simmons who broke down trying to keep Skye alive during transfer. May. Who at this point has a tense relationship with Skye. And it’s not because May blames herself, she was getting tortured then rescuing Coulson and Ward while Skye was in danger. It’s because May doesn’t know what she will become if something breaks her a second time. Fitz, Simmons, and Skye are often referred to as kids by the rest of the team. They’re young. They’re not used to almost dying yet. May almost lost another child she was trying to protect.