Seatbelt. Hm? Seatbelt.

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

but tonight’s agenda is Ethan! I will figure him out before bed

i did not figure him out before bed

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

oh I have had a terrible, terrible mtiy scene idea. perhaps my worst yet

I didn’t make it worse necessarily, but I found an old note that makes a fun connection!!! so that’ll make this very interesting

Talking about shit half your mutuals dgaf about is important and we have to keep doing it forever

The Pentagon's top scientists are working on an even wetter baby carrot to sell in supermarkets

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

And boy are they clumsy

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

BONK!

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

Stranded with Bruce Wayne. Ideal.