Seatbelt. Hm? Seatbelt.

I don't know how to explain it, but this FEELS illegal. He's literally painting with fucking play-doh!

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

my youtube handle must be masculine cause I was just called a man on a livestream 💀😭

I just don’t hear ‘man’ used as a gender neutral term anymore, especially from a twitch streamer in 2026

A deactivated mutual is a type of dead wife

oh I really hope this Sunday will not be as stressful as I’m anticipating it to be

Prepping conversations in my head. Writing texts that don’t need to be sent yet. Feeling the stress in my stomach and my palms. Praying out of my MIND

Okay, but what if I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall?

You're safe

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

Does anyone know what to do

Listening to toddlers try to learn grammar is so fascinating. Half the time she says something "wrong" I'm like, yanno what idk why we don't just say it like that

I keep seeing the favorite princess or prince posts circulate, so tell me your favorite Disney parent/guardian/adult!