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Hello, hello, hello!! If anyone is, for some reason, interested in any fics I have written, here’s a quick master list <3

If you ship any father-daughter relationships or view them in any way that is not platonic, leave now.

#this is what happens when I’m bored #and don’t sleep #the last of us #the last of us hbo #agents of shield #aos #prospect 2018 #star wars #sw #tbb #L writes

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m0unta1ndude

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat

so who’s on first?

you-say-that-so-often

That’s right 👍🏻

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat

that’s strange

you-say-that-so-often

No, he’s on second.

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

you-say-that-so-often

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

supreme-leader-stoat

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

Naturally.

Who?

Naturally.

So Naturally is the first baseman?

tornadointhetundra

No. The first baseman is Who.

supreme-leader-stoat

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

tornadointhetundra

House is on Third.

supreme-leader-stoat

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

tornadointhetundra

Who’s on first!

supreme-leader-stoat

This is horrible

tornadointhetundra

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

supreme-leader-stoat

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

wrenchinator-central

Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.

bringcal

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

edgar-allan-possum

skoulsons

a fly?? in my fumking bathropm???

skoulsons

fifteen minutes of my morning trying to kill this bug that FLEW INTO MY ROOM. I hunted him and drowned him in windex and put his body into the floor.

#I can still hear the buzzing #when I say I am afraid of bugs I mean I will scream and cuss and shake.#my fight or flight is never activated faster than when I see a bug #nobody’s listening L

a fly?? in my fumking bathropm???

#I feel like I have ants on my skin #nobody’s listening l

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kingfucko

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

awesomebutunpractical

I try not to judge too harshly, but reacting to a baby crying with "that's why I don't want kids" is, to use the tiktok vocabulary, such a huge ick.

I’m not allowed to have any more anxiety for the next 2 1/2 weeks I’ve decided

#nobody’s listening l

quaintpanic

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

apolladay

On what part of your body is your biggest scar?

head

torso

arms/hands

legs/feet

a different part of my body

I have 0 scars

Remaining time: 3 days 52 minutes

#my arm from when a child dug their long nails into my arm (unintentionally!)#there were multiple kids and then they left and I looked at my arm five minutes later and it was bloody #my fault for picking the scab at least twice when it was almost fully healed #so it’s very noticeable (to me)

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memories

#daisy and coulson is my biggest hobby... and my greatest fear.

#YOU KNOW IT #🙂‍↕️

wizard-email

british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it

wizard-email

obsessed with this

wizardpotions

i literally live 10 miles from shitterton and i can confirm that the council had to replace all of their signs with rocks because they kept getting stolen.

alliswyattonthewesternfront

snapdragonnz

i just found out about this bird (scale-crested pygmy tyrant) trying to find the most biodiverse countries and i feel tears welling up in my eyes because its so cute

why does it look like that i love him so much he's a little fella

spyglassrealms

I booted my old laptop to find a file and was once again dealt immediate psychic damage by my desktop wallpaper

I open this thing just infrequently enough that it catches me woefully off guard every single fucking time

putnamspuppeteer

OP do you still have the original image. Would you be willing to share it.

spyglassrealms

but of course.

#HEWWO?

hyliantomatoes

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

#my ~8 year old asics sneakers #they’re the only things that my ankles don’t throw a fit in

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