idk

If there is a time I don’t reblog this it will be because the apocalypse got me

also the creator confirmed the brunette girl is trans!!

I’m gonna flex on other English majors by referring to Lady Macbeth as “Macbeth” and to Macbeth as “Mr. Macbeth” 

Everyday is Thursday if you're out of touch enough

evil mary oliver let the rough animal of your body hate what it hates

i deserve to be called baby bc im baby, thank u for coming to my ted talk

“imagine dragons” you know what? i think i will

:)

this is great everyone should try this

if u ever see me zoned out i'm listening to the deafening frequency of a nearby electrical device

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

don’t talk to me until i’ve eaten my morning ass

the communist man of pesto

every time the camera turns to me, my plague doctor mask has gotten longer

okay but imagine you’ve just tentatively made some new friends, but not everyone in that friend group likes you. one of them has made it pretty clear that they don’t trust you as far as they could throw you, and does nothing but mock you viciously. another is treating you a bit more like a human being, but he still takes it upon himself to constantly tease and provoke you because he knows that you have no right to retaliate. you’re hardly friends, but it’s not, like, on sight beef either. uncomfortable acquantances. then, for some convoluted reason, suddenly you’re on a road trip together. just the two of you. it’s suuuuuper awkward, because are you just supposed to not talk for hours?? you make some small talk about the weather, and you’re both painfully aware of how uncomfortable and stilted the conversation is. eventually, the conversation gets a bit more personal, and you tell him about your family. it’s clear he’s actually listening, and being really nice, actually, all things considered. and then he tells you his first girlfriend turned into the moon. quick—what do you say?