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it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

okay now im curious. reblog this with where youre from and if you sleep with your door open or closed

​i'm from my house and what do you mean you sleep with the door open... girl the killer...

boy it's me the textiles speaking to you inside your head. you need the yarn. you need thread. your soul hungers to participate in the act of creation. you must feed it. you must buy so many beads.

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

Obviously blonde4blonde ships are fucked up and scary, but it's important to remember that fiction isn't reality. Many people enjoy things in fiction that would be fucked up irl, and writing blonde4blonde ships doesn't inherently mean that someone is actually okay with two blonde people dating in real life.

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

I want a doot doot

Y'all better be shittin me

do it

give me doot doot

Please??

We might break this person

doot doot?

Can I have one?

gimme a d o o t d o o t

doot doot

OH?

I bet I won’t.

How bout me?:)

Hm🤔

i want a doot doot

I just want a lil doot doot😓

im curious..

can i get one?

do me :3

Ok but is it true?

it took a little bit to get doot dooted for me

I gotta test this

mmh

doot doot?

I wanna doot doot real‼️‼️

doot doot/

…i wanna b dooted :<

Im testing if its scam or not

gimme gimme

I don’t believe you

there’s no way

reblogging 3 times for science

i need to know

…Does this still work?

‎

i absolutely need to know if this still works.

does this work

For science

there’s no way bro it’s been 12 years

Tis the purpose of the experiment– my hypothesis says it won’t work, yet I feel compelled to try

I want to try

…Does this work-

holy shit

There ain’t no way he’s still doing this

happens

hello

Okay.

<3: Les see

I shall try for the doot doot >-<

I’m gonna try

Huh..

Doot doot🐷

theyre still doing this??

Are you gonna give us a doot doot?

I wanna doot doot :(

hmmmmmmm

I would like to request a doot doot

I think this was a beautiful thing to witness this morning

👍

I want a doot doot :( didn’t work last time

GANG I GOT INE WITHOUT ASKING 🙏🙏🙏

THIS HAS 2 POINT 4 MILLION NOTES. THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY I GET A LIL “doot doot” IN MY ASK BOX!!!! I AM TESTING THIS SO SO SO BADLY RIGHT NOW. THEYRES NO WAY THEYRE STILL DOING THIS.

NO FUCKING WAY. IT ACTUALLY WORKED. I GOT THE DOOT DOOT. GUYS THIS POOR PERSON HAS BEEN SENDING DOOT DOOTS FOR YEARS PLEASE LET THEM REST GUYS

I WANT A DOOT DOOT TOO

NO!!!! NO MORE DOOT DOOTS!!!!! LET THIS PERSON REST!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mm soup

wait. Wait does this still work

I need this.

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

Fingers crossed!

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

@nenerobopistol noodles are ready

THIS IS SO FUNNY?? YOU COULDVE TEXTED ME??

guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.