Fintan Pyren

If the Keeper books existed in the Keeper universe, I think Fintan would pretend to be a fan and make a Tumblr account all about how awesome he is.

Are you trying to hint something?

i bet alden and quinlin have had some really freaky cognate sex

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

it actually makes me so sad and angry when people deny their fave blorbo could possibly be a sadist like whats wrong with sadism did sadism do something problematic

i need fintan so bad (scientific)

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

Kenric saying that they "don't know" whether elves are immortal is so funny to me, because it almost seems to imply that he thinks that there's a legitimate chance that elves aren't immortal. Nobody's died yet, but we can't rule out the possibility that Fallon will drop dead any day now.

I like to believe that this is a Kenric-specific fear. Everyone else is just takes for granted that they're immortal, but Kenric, specifically, is really scared that Bronte's going to drop dead out of nowhere.

post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete

@autistic-arsonist you every few weeks