Fintan Pyren

If the Keeper books existed in the Keeper universe, I think Fintan would pretend to be a fan and make a Tumblr account all about how awesome he is.

Are you trying to hint something?

I have great news for 17.2% of you.

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

It's once again striking me that Biana spent an hour hyping Sophie up n calling her beautiful n everything and then drops the line 'sometimes you have to accept that what you want just... isn't going to happen' and Sophie was like 'dang. think Biana's confessing to me that she's in hetero love with Keefe... that's so sad..'

If I was in charge of the Keeper movie, I would cast a butch as Bronte but keep his pronouns the same and never acknowledge it at any point in the movie.

I would also like to do this with Alden, but I think people would have very big feelings about that.

@fintan-pyren

more women whump. more women pushing themselves and passing out from sleep deprivation and exhaustion. more women training until their knuckles bleed and their legs give out from under them. more women being held prisoner and remaining stoic until the very end or perhaps when they’re rescued. more women under truth serum and terrifying hallucinogens. more women waking up in a pool of blood, their own and others’ and not knowing what happened but that something is terribly wrong with them. more women falling apart o ly when rescued. more women pushed to their breaking point. more women whump.