Fintan Pyren

If the Keeper books existed in the Keeper universe, I think Fintan would pretend to be a fan and make a Tumblr account all about how awesome he is.

Are you trying to hint something?

Touches you with my tendril. In a way that transmits kindness

I hope I am not just a tumblr mutual to you, but also that I am a slightly unsettling cryptid you have an unexplainable lust for

i have decided that you have feelings for me #empath

aftercare for posting on ao3

your fic was good you did grammar good you’re the kind of freak people like everything’s cool dude :^)

people love to shit on trans men and then excuse it by saying “why are you mad? you wanted to be a man, so i’m going to treat you like a man!” and i’m like. well. you shouldn’t be treating cis men like that either?? you shouldn’t be treating any individual like that??? why are you bullying people for something harmless that they can’t control???? that’s a terrible way to treat other human beings????? you’re an asshole????????

based on how the other neverseen members died, fintan is gonna die by the ice prison having a structural issue and collapsing in on itself

having chronic pain is just like. ur sitting perfectly still doing nothing meanwhile the space above your head keeps flashing -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp

fintan groaning in pain. please