IT'S TRUE. HE IS A LEAF. NO DOUBTS IN MY MIND.

You won't believe me when I say this, but one color, plus another color, equals another color

Inspiring words. What about numbers?

Numbers? I'll leave that wacky shit to bigwigs up at Harvard

I beam matrices directly into your brain

kis félénk

If your system doesn't account for the fact that Parents Are Going To Be Abusive/Neglectful/Insufficient then it objectively sucks I'm sorry I don't make the rules

Monitored bank accounts for those under 18. Requiring parental consent for medical procedures. Parental controls on personal devices. "We won't teach this at school because parents are supposed to address it at home." Anything that puts all of the child's power onto the parents' hand, anything that assumes parents are going to inherently do enough of a good job no one else needs to interfer, every single one of these IS going to be used by controlling, neglectful or unprepared parents and already are, and if the system did not account for that very real, tangible, dangerous tendency, then it's not worth fucking anything. You shouldn't make things "for the youth"/with children in mind if you are going to overlook this painfully common aspect of their lives u_u

when they say "for the children", almost universally they in fact actually mean "for [controlling] the children"

the side A/side B lake scenes in deltarune chapter 5 have such well-executed contrasting visuals. Susie picking Noelle up and carrying her as she walks into the lake so Noelle never touches the water VS Noelle dragging Kris into the lake with her and causing both of them to drown. Susie asking Noelle if she wants her to stop before walking into the lake VS Noelle pulling Kris with her even if the player commands them to stop. Noelle deciding that if she's with Susie, staying in this town isn't so bad VS Noelle demanding that Kris help her cross the lake. I really like how those 2 scenes contrast

i'm keeping you in the time loop. it's the only way i know how to keep you safe. trapping you here, in the last day that you're alive, ignorant of what's to come as the sun sets. i dread each minute, a countdown to the end, but live in relief as all the blood washes away, all the would-be scars fade, and the tears dry before they have a chance to fall. but the memory of you dying in my arms remains, and so i'm keeping you in the time loop

posts funnier with timestamps on

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er