Knockout is my baby girl

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

I've been put in the tank 😔

'being single sucks because youll be lonely' lame and untrue. 'being single sucks because a lot of groceries are portioned to make food for more than one person and you cant really take advantage of buying in bulk because it'll go bad before you use it all' this i cannot deny.

Has it been canonically determined if the Kool Aid Man is The Pitcher or the Juice yet?

According to Wikipedia canonically he is The Pitcher. He is traditionally filled with Tropical Punch Kool-Aid but originally was filled with Cherry Kool-Aid. However he does appear to have some kind of magical effect on liquids as the Kool-Aid stored inside him is more refreshing and hydrating than normal Kool-Aid, and his tears can apparently cause the dead to reincarnate.

Man Kool aid lore is deep

Sorry what was that bit about his tears

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

when will it be my turn.

*Aims a crossbow* "/that/ depends largely on what you mean..."

put that down you could seriously hurt someone with that

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait