Why?

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

I lowkey do be having obsessions and compulsions

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway

well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.

god i need something so bad. but what is it

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet