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Does anyone remember that pokemon episode where an unexplained giant Magikarp almost lands on and kills Ash, only for a swole and tanned Nurse Joy to show up, force feed it a whole bottle of opiates, and then effortlessly overhead-press the one-ton fish before throwing it into the ocean, all in the space of about 30 seconds

Pokemon Heritage Post

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

If you stayed the age of your birth DAY forever, how old you would be?

pens game is an all timer for me just because mack had the most cliche ao3 moment of all time like wdym you saw ur boy go down and then you quite literally saw red fought for him disassociated in the penalty box then won in a historic comeback and then looked suicidal on main during ur interviews voice shaking teary eyed and all. you couldn’t make this shit up if you tried

Attention male lovers:Its ok to beat me with a hammer until i dont move anymore

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

Looking at a gay couple: sooo which one of you is the mommy and which one of you is the little boy?

the human eye has evolved to be able to detect more shades of green than any other color! that's because there are so many fucking leafs

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage