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such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

I will figure out your body’s resonant frequency and play a drum solo that will dissolve you

no because when i asked to take a picture with them, mack was looking for something at the front of his car and will said "mack? picture?" exactly like the video on the ice and in the aftermath of witnessing wsh say mack in front of me my hands were shaking so bad when he finally rounded the car to join us it's genuinely a miracle i didn't pass out

crabfishing roleplay… they can make rocky one of those cages and a little fake bouy,.. he can make grace a xenonite crab-claw cracker.,,,

#cryyyyinggg#i am concerned. how real this might become towards the end of their journey if grace starts running outta food .#something something that one fic where rocky said he’d let grace eat three of his legs if his flesh wasn’t too full of heavy metals

may be a hot take but i think the fact minors can access 18+ content by just clicking a button that says 'yes im totally over 18 trust me' is like. totally fine tbh. its a non-issue. i dont care if curious teenagers are looking at porn. they've been doing that for as long as porn has existed. id rather teens explore their sexuality through images on the internet than rush into real life experiences when they're not ready for it yknow. the UK is trying to put stricter age verification in place (which in turn is becoming an online privacy nightmare) and like. for what. who is it helping. why is this a problem.