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Lauren Kyle and Connor McDavid are a heterosexual couple only in the way that children play with Barbie and Ken. They take the most insane and twisted path back to a trad heterosexual marriage. She wears the Alo sets and decorates houses and designs clothes and he has the six pack and is an athletic freak of nature supposed leader of man and also is richer than her. But she’s the apex predator of the recently categorized WAG species and he’s a hunted wild herbivore whose biological clock is ticking.

one of the funniest things about coaching little kids that i didnt think about until it happened is that theyre literally just too short to see the zamboni over the wall. they dont even really believe me that the zamboni exists because they only see it like once a month when i pick them up like simba to look at it. a week later they forget and then every time i talk about the zamboni they look at me like they’re in the middle of figuring out that the tooth fairy is not real. theyre all supposed to wait at the gate before practice for the zamboni to be done but the five year olds will stand there one foot away from the running zamboni and go I Think It’s Done. It’s Been A Long Time :) and try to push the door open right in front of it. they uave no clue at all. the only way they can figure it out semi independently is if theres an eight year old over there to meerkat for them but it does really quickly turn into a situation where it’s one forlorn eight year old yelling THE ZAMBONI IS REAL!!!!! while a bunch of toddlers try to battering ram their way onto the ice to get trampled to death by the zamboni that they literally dont believe in

Also i highly recommend getting a gaggle of friends together and scrolling through the piles and piles of archived winamp skins together. Peak experience.

i get tht adventure time is intimidating to binge because it's 10 seasons and 283 episodes but U have to understand.. every episode is 11 minutes so it really does just feel like one moment youre watching finn & jake try to make a cute little film for their friends and the next youre watching fucking Hall Of Egress

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous