watercolour heart

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

one of my favorite parts of the books is how much shane freaking loooooooooooves penetration. it is so insanely hot to him. both the sensation AND the idea of it. he wants ilya’s dick in his mouth he wants it in his ass if a genie granted him one wish he’d use it on getting ilya’s dick in both his mouth and his ass at the same time. guy who wants to be pinned down and made to take it. all eight inches baby. somewhere in the HR universe right now he’s doing his cooldown on a bike and shivering all over gut clenching up just thinking about ilya moving deep inside of him. that’s hot

It doesn't matter if that fic has been in your drafts for years and is now self-indulgent to the point of parody. If Steven Moffatt is allowed to do it professionally, you are allowed to do it for fun.

#and steven moffat does it with NO love in his smug little heart!!!! YOU DO!!!!!! <3

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

Unrestrained summer fun

I'm haunted by this fucking alligator. I can't avoid it. Every single time I'm on my dash this alligator is here. I have no issue with this allgiator but there are constant unrestrained summer funs all over my dashboard.w hat is happening. why can I not escape this fuckingalligator

Are you asking us to restrain him?

GOD forbid women do anything these days