I’M SORRY BUT THE DESIGN SLAPS??
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I’M SORRY BUT THE DESIGN SLAPS??
THE COMPOSITION
THE BALANCE
THE SILHOUETTE

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they're selling anti-ai slogans on sweatshop-produced t-shirts. i don't need to write the poem for you to get it do i
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Title: A Villain’s Hero (1-2/15)
Pairing: Garou x Mumen (eventually)
Rating: E (eventually)
Summary: After time away training and meditating upon his wrongs, Garou returns to civilisation with the full intention of making amends–and becoming a hero.
His plans are all set, and Mumen Rider is top of his list of priorities. But a revelation from Bang throws all his plans into disarray: Mumen Rider is no more.
But Bang won’t explain any further, and Garou is only left with more questions. He’s determined to find out what happened to Mumen Rider. And if he can, he’s going to fix it.
Notes: Haven’t updated this since August, so linking to chapter 1 rather than chapter 2. Had put this one on the back-burner whilst working on Under an Argent Moon, but now that’s done it’s Villain Time! Will be updating more frequently from now on!
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step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!
I’m an emperor actually @chasingtheskyline
the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!
right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio
I AM NOT OWNED! I AM NOT OWNED!!!
I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN EARN THE LOVE OF MY CITIZENS!
I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ADEQUATELY PREPARE MY SUCCESSOR!
I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ESTABLISH A STABLE DYNASTY!
[Enter EMPEROR OF HAN and SKYLINE, the servant]
EMPEROR OF HAN: I say, these false maidens who attendeth My every act fill me with a deep dread. And I, a man with many conc'bines, speak thusly!
[Enter QIN SHI and BAT, the servant]
QIN SHI: Thou ungrateful cut-sleeve! I shall court these maidens!
SKYLINE: Marqius, he doth speak truth. Thou art a homosexual As the good Lord Qin Shi surely implies.
EMPEROR OF HAN: Fie! I am your emperor, ungrateful knave!
QIN SHI: The good Marquis doth desire of the very gods That he might have a fraction of mine imperial glory!
EMPEROR OF HAN: Glory? A grand jest! Thou sayest this, But I am one of the noblest emperors in China While thou hast need to put "shut up about the mercury" In thine bio! Speak not to me about glory!
QIN SHI: Fie! Thou knave! I am possessed by no man! I say, I am possessed by no man! I, the glorious emperor, can earn the love of my citizens Adequately prepare my successor Establish a stable dynasty!
BAT: My good Skyline, the emperors are fighting...
hi peon, thanks for the humorous homage to the barbarian playwright Shakespeare!
i would like to add some information for the peasants; my FULL TITLE is qin shi huangdi, which in your barbaric tongue translates to “the first emperor of qin.”
accepted abbreviations are “qin shi huang,” or the “shi huangdi.” please respect my title going forward! people who don’t obey will be blocked, reported, unfollowed and executed!
Qin is the name of the dynasty
Shi means first
Huang and Di means emperor
Ying Zheng is the name, where Ying is the surname
So Qin Shi Huang is not an actual name where you can omit the surname, but instead is a title.
thank you for the helpful addition, random peasant! unfortunately my given name is taboo, so i have to execute you for mentioning it :(

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SHAPE HELL
Yup.
SHAPE HELL 2
Shape hell 3
Just in case
I’m actually going to reblog a thing just because this is really important.
As someone who has epilepsy and used to have several grand mal seizures a day, I’d also like to add that “offer help” can range anywhere from keeping the person calm to explaining to them where they are and what they were doing to even just telling them they should sit and rest for a while longer (lack or coordination is common, and it can be hard to walk straight or see clearly).
It’s okay for them to take up to a half hour to fully regain their bearings and sort out what they were doing prior to the seizure. Just answer any questions calmly and be there for support.
If they come around and you start to panic or shake them or ask them what the heck is wrong with them they are going to freak out and panic too.
I cannot stress it enough that this is bad.
If someone has a seizure and they come out of it, please. please stay calm. They are likely disoriented and confused, even if it’s only for a minute or two, and you don’t want them panicking on top of that because they can have another seizure as a result.
IMPORTANT
IMPORTANT because last year a kid in my class had a seizure, none of us even knew he was at risk for them either so just cause you don’t think you know anyone doesn’t mean you don’t
stay safe
I have to stress how important it is to time a seizure. If it lasts more than a few minutes, call an ambulance.
DO NOT CALL THE POLICE. I’m dead fucking serious. I had a grand mal in public once and the POLICE were called and imagine coming out of the seizure, feeling like you got smacked in the head with a sack full of bricks, confused, dazed, in desperate need of some sugar to boost low blood pressure and some DIPSHIT has called the police and I was being threatened with being ‘drunk and disorderly’. It took a phone call to my doctors office to get them to back off. The police cannot properly deal with sick people.
Offer help can be:
assuring person where they are/what time it is
getting them something to drink if they can; seizure burns so much energy and does cause a blood pressure drop
getting them safely to transport or a carer
getting them some dignity like a blanket/towel [loosing control of your bladder and bowels is fucking horrifying]
ensuring they have a way to get home. Someone who has just had a seizure should NEVER DRIVE straight after
calling emergency services if you notice any of these symptoms because they may have stroked out.
Why you shouldn’t put anything in someone’s mouth: they will choke. Yes, they may bite their tongue but I can assure you it’s less traumatic than cracking your jaw on someone’s greasy wallet or choking on a spoon.
DO NOT HOLD ANYONE DOWN. Example: someone pinned my right shoulder mid-seizure a few years back and how I have a permanently displaced and clicking shoulder. Let the person flail around, those muscles are out of control and restraining them does cause more damage to the patient and you.

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turmeric kun update
Hmm hmm hmm. oxiclean loves her for who she is but turmeric cannot help but change her
I love how the reblogs are either:
Arguing about weather oxyclean or turmeric is a better pairing for white shirt..
Pointing out that UV light gets rid of the stain...
Or suggesting the shirt gets dyed fully orange with more turmeric.
Never change, Tumblr.
Or suggesting the
shirt gets dyed fully orange
with more turmeric.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Same person
She is very lonely

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Xiaoge, Pangzi and I completed your mission this time. Don't worry. After you come out, we'll establish the anchor between you and this world.
@asiandramanet creator bingo - friendship Zhang Luyi as Wu Xie and Chen Minghao as Wang Pangzi in 藏海花 | Tibetan Sea Flower (2024) aka Adventure Behind the Bronze Door, episode 31