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incredible innovations on the beverage front

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ampervadasz

Unmute !

dr-falcon-fox-and-coyote

Thought process of announcers: why don’t we get another ball…?

OR MayBE WE SHOULD GET A CHEERLEADER! THEY’RE USED TO GOING UP HIGH

OH LOOK, THE CHEERLEADER HAS DONE IT

teaboot

biglawbear

The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures; he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He—wait. Why dost the Lord hath clippers.

biglawbear

The Lord sheareth me.

teaboot

“Jesus Shaves”

anti-parent

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

anti-parent

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

vitariesocks

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

vitariesocks

2 pics. no caption

shaeeldera

I had to draw this beautiful lady

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disgruntled-neighborhood-wife

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

squareallworthy

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

storm-of-feathers

What

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

ovenroastedtwerkey

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

yoinky-sploinky

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

ovenroastedtwerkey

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

cogentranting

Bless my seminary for disabling all the ai features in the school's email system. Makes me happy every time I log into the email and see "Microsoft Copilot has been disabled by your admin".

herbofgraceandpeace

unteriors

State Highway 67, Amsterdam, New York.

doyouremem8erme

first time trying one of these recreations but i saw the bed and couldnt resist

transbaphomet

remade in The Sims 2!

kittysquiddo

remade in ACNH!

holykittens

fallout 76 👴

shramp-heaven-now

Recreated in House flipper 2

rainbowgod666

Drawn it with Beeg Marker (the kind kids use because the standard ones "are for the grown ups" or smth)

Doom

Roblox

Second Life

MakeRoom!

astirysk2electricboogaloo

animal jam play wild

Lucid Blocks

World of Warcraft

Pokopia :)

I made it in the sims 4

rongzhi

English added by me :)

#video #dance

cinemagal

TO WONG FOO THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, JULIE NEWMAR (1995) dir. Beeban Kidron

#to wong foo thanks for everything julie newmar

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squareallworthy

Everyone will not just

If your solution to some problem relies on “If everyone would just…” then you do not have a solution. Everyone is not going to just. At not time in the history of the universe has everyone just, and they’re not going to start now.

killue

like crystals they grow from one point

pillowspace

It feels like this every time I write a fic

dawnandstardust

I have seen too many takes along the lines of ”Xuexiao isn’t an enemies to lovers ship because it’s too toxic.” ??!

To me Xuexiao has always been a very classic enemies to lovers case. It seems like that trope has been watered down to mean something entirely else than what it used to mean.

#mdzs #xuexiao

whatever-you-can-give-me

the yi city arc as foreshadowing for the final act of mdzs is such an unbelievably deft piece of writing.

what if you were treated as an inherent second-class citizen for the circumstances of your birth, what if you scraped and clawed your way to the top but still you couldn't escape your past or the disrespect it brought you. what if there was a man you loved and spent years of your life with but your relationship was haunted by the man he loved more than you, and not only metaphorically haunted but literally in the sense that what you did to that man in revenge for slighting you was so egregious that even in death he cannot rest. what if the very first thing you learned growing up was how to lie and make yourself into whatever you needed to be to survive and you spent so long doing that, the idea of being honest even if it would save you is completely terrifying. what if you had everything you wanted but it wasn't good enough. what if you ruined your own life just to be the one to bring everything crashing down before someone else could do it first. what if you held on to the blade so tightly that you bled.

and WHAT IF you would have gotten away with it if not for someone you wrote off as too weak and ineffective to interfere or even know what you were doing, falling for their constructed facade despite the fact that you yourself are made up of facades and really should have known better.

#mdzs #yi city arc

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