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Fyodor Dostoevsky, Notes from Underground
(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN
It’s 106 miles to chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, empty can of mr. pibb, half a bag of jack links beef jerky, full carton of fat free milk, 3 bags of goldfish, fifty knives, a red wrench, a gay wrench, one really pissed off scorpion, two swords, 1000 loyal soldiers, 10 ounces of cannabis rutica, gut full of flesh, half a picture of gangsta spongebob, half a 2007 honda accord, an incredible vr experience, burnt cd of poorly compressed weird al songs, handful of loose peanuts, two tickets to paradise, 20th century howitzer cannon, tiao cruz megahits mixtape, a daft punk yaoi keychain, and a cassette to kd lang’s ingenue
I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god
Hello.
DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME
I can go upside down.
WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

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Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful
The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say
Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?
Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler
Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things
i quit cold turkey
quit what?
cold turkey
yeah but what did you quit
im telling you, i quit cold turkey
alcohol?
no i quit cold turkey
i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit
and im telling you i quit cold turkey
wait. you quit cold turkey?
yes i quit cold turkey
like the meat?
no i dont like it thats why i quit it
cold turkey?
no im gradually weaning myself off it
attention this is your captain speaking chag sameach pesach to all celebrating and a reminder do not open the airlock to greet elijah the vulcan rabbinic council ruled that opening the door to the room where the seder is occurring is sufficient elijah can get on a starship just fine himself he just likes to be personally invited in to your seder we dont need another incident like last year thank you

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2026年3月8日11:52
hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!
are you thirty? have a sip!
are you hungry? have a spack!
have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.
are you stick? purt your indies!
do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!
are you tired? break your togs!
do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.
are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!
I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)
johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear
I literally heard myself wheeze at one point reading these. 😂
Earl, showing off his fancy butt
help they're isoscelating my boy 😭

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Positive affirmations:
I shall cut down all who stand in my way
I shall cut down all who stand in my way
I shall cut down all who stand in my way
I shall cut down all who stand in my way
I shall cut down all who stand in my way
NO*Loza’s Lovely Sorpresa [Pedigree]
🐱 Norwegian Forest Cat
📸 Sofia Leonsen [NO*Loza’s]
🎨 Blue Tortoiseshell with White
compilation of some of my favorite tags on this post
saddest most miserable little creature only 4 whole cents!